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  1. Apr 28th, 2016, 02:30 PM #61481
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    Y'all better watch your pucking mouths!
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    You don't understand Charley.
    I coulda had class.
    I coulda been a contender.
    I coulda been somebody,
    instead I got a one way ticket to Puckerville.
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    "Charlie"
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    Ooh, Suggestion for a name: Moddy McModFace
    Boy or girl I vote for "Tugboat" even if it is only the middle name.
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    Puck, also known as Robin Goodfellow, is a character in William Shakespeare's play A Midsummer Night's Dream that was based on the ancient figure in English mythology, also called Puck,
    i was going to post a puck picture from dota 2 then this
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    I have a friend who's son's middle name is Danger.
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    Get well soon, Gruff!

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    Re: #61609
    Sounds much better than "My middle name is panic attack."

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    Hey!!!
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    The post race has fallen too low in the chit-chat list.
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    Now it is at the top.
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    Shoo be doo bee doo!
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    I have returned.
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    I know
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    Aunty may said you might.
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    Munching on sesame crackers and cold ham slices. Bit of cucumbers in dill and crumbled feta..
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    https://g.co/kgs/qA9l5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    Munching on sesame crackers and cold ham slices. Bit of cucumbers in dill and crumbled feta..
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    Tipping over the neighbors' garbage cans again, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd View Post
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    One beings refuse pile is another's treasure chest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    That movie had Farrah Fawcett - topless - in ice - that impressed me!
    It surprised me...though not in a bad way. I got the movie on Netflix, and it was rated G. I guess kids are more easily harmed by the sight of boobies these days.
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    The only work-safe boobies link I could find
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    Re: Post Race!

    *facepalm*

    Yellowstone tourists put baby bison in car because it looked cold

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    Oh for f***s sake let this thread die!!!



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    We are nearly at 3 million views on this thread - and you want it to die?

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    @homer - They had to euthanize the bison because of the incident.
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    Actually, it was because they were a few burgers short for a barbeque.
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    Killing with kindness... literally.
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    I started to feel sick to my stomach on Friday and it carried all through the weekend and on Monday I went to my doctor who said it was a stomach bug and just prescribed me so Zofran. Unfortunately my insurance rejected the medicine and I can't afford it until I pay myself on Friday. And here I am today, still feeling like poo.
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    If you lie face down it might be covered by your volcano insurance
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    When I get sick I don't feel like pooh. It's more like Eeyore.
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    A momentary distraction along the road to the grave.
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    Wow over 3,000,000 views!
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    We are nearly at 3 million views on this thread - and you want it to die?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I started to feel sick to my stomach on Friday and it carried all through the weekend and on Monday I went to my doctor who said it was a stomach bug and just prescribed me so Zofran. Unfortunately my insurance rejected the medicine and I can't afford it until I pay myself on Friday. And here I am today, still feeling like poo.
    Do NOT mess with the Zofran!!!

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    Me and Zoloft Get Along Just Fine.
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    I got my teeth worked on today.
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