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  1. Aug 28th, 2001, 03:08 PM #1
    DerFarm
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    Lawyer joke

    You see a dead armadillo in the middle of the road.

    2 miles later you see a dead lawyer in the middle of the road.

    What's the difference?

    Skid marks in front of the armadillo.
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  2. Aug 28th, 2001, 03:28 PM #2
    aknisely
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    What's the difference between a ***** and lawyer? The ***** stops screwing you after you're dead.
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  3. Aug 29th, 2001, 02:00 AM #3
    Jim Brown
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    And what do you call 10 lawyers in concrete boots at the bottom of the sea?

    A good start.
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