Post Race!

[dday9]

I dunno Larry King always said that he wore suspenders and I'm almost certain that he's a man.

[FunkyDexter]

Is he often seen in a Silver Storm Trooper outfit?

[szlamany]

Is he often seen in a Silver Storm Trooper outfit?

That's one Funky image your putting out there!

[FunkyDexter]

The key point wasn't really the gender of the wearer (I'm a liberal kind of a guy, go with what makes you feel good) but rather the garment supported. Braces -> Trousers. Sussies -> Stockings.

Also, you can have braces in your teeth. Of course, you can have suspenders in your teeth... if you're having a really good night out.

[szlamany]

In the US girls have garter belts on their stockings and suspenders belong with Larry King...

If the garters are put on in the correct order your teeth have no need to remove them

[Shaggy Hiker]

Suspenders in the US appears to be braces in the UK.

And let's not get into a discussion of garter snakes.

[FunkyDexter]

In the UK a garter is something else again although it does serve the same purpose as suspenders: keeping stocking up. The difference is that suspenders sit round the waist and have a couple of straps hanging down that clip to the top of the stockings while a garter is a simple elastic loop that goes round the top of the thigh.

I feel I am now better versed in the state of colonial lingerie and am looking forward to coming over there so I can test out my new found knowledge.

[szlamany]

I have my wife's simple elastic loop garter from our wedding...

I believe garter "belt" describes your suspender setup.

Do we need moarmaid's to better describe this?

Or do we move on to a new topic.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I was thinking that garter had the same definition in the US, but a quick look at Google shows that "garter belt" returns images for what FD just described as suspenders (and which I probably shouldn't have Googled at work).

It's a subject that bears closer examination.

[szlamany]

It's a subject that bears closer examination.

bears?

or bares?

[Gruff]

Between Garters, suspenders and boosters it a wonder a poor girl can move at all.

[SJWhiteley]

Between Garters, suspenders and boosters it a wonder a poor girl can move at all.

Feminist!

[Shaggy Hiker]

bears?

or bares?

Depends on the gal.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Between Garters, suspenders and boosters it a wonder a poor girl can move at all.

You left out corsets. I see they are making a comeback. I saw an add for one the other day. Of course, they aren't calling them corsets, but they were by any definition. The add essentially said: Wear this to give yourself an hourglass figure instantly. They didn't mention the negative impacts on your organs.

[SJWhiteley]

... They didn't mention the negative impacts on your organs.

The church choir will just have to pick up the slack and sing in tune.

[Sitten Spynne]

Which half?

Centaurs are even more messed up than mermaids. They have the complete torsos of both humans and horses. Which set of internal organs are being used? The human heart and lungs probably wouldn't be sufficient for the horse, and it's hard to say about the digestive tract. So, how does the plumbing work on those things?

"I'm not sure which half, but ma says pa was ALL HORSE".

[Sitten Spynne]

I waited and waited all day to post that.

I also have one about how it's a "quarter horse".

[dday9]

This is all over my head.

[homer13j]

This is all over my head.

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Leave it to a bunch of programmers to over-analyze everything.

[Shaggy Hiker]

And strange things, at that.

[dday9]

I have a comment

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How to Tell HTML from HTML5

• Try it out on Internet Explorer
• Did it work?
• No?
• It's HTML5

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I see 3 smileys.

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Dim funny As Boolean = Not False

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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
-Martin Golding

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First Law of Software Quality

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Algorithm
noun

Word used by programmers when they do not know how to explain what they did.

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Bruh, give me a </br>

[Shaggy Hiker]

What's with all the attachment links?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I was about

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to revive