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    They share bugs pretty freely once they get a bit older.
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    Congrats!
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    That's amazing! Were you named parrain to either of them?
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    You may have to explain 'parrain'. Not only have I never seen that word before, it isn't close enough to any other word for me to make a pun out of it.
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    Parrain is god father, I don't know how to spell out how it's pronounced because the 'n' is slightly pronounced but with a nasally sound like pah rah n. Of course that's how it's pronounced where I'm from, if you go to south-central Louisiana it's pronounced pah dahn. Or if you go to some parts of south-eastern Louisiana I've heard it pronounced pah ran with more of an emphasis on the 'n'.
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    Then again, I don't know what Parrain means in formal French because boops boops pointed out to me that where he's from catin(or katin) which means doll, beautiful, etc. to me means prostitute to him.
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    I think it means 'pimp'.

    Or maybe I made that up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Then again, I don't know what Parrain means in formal French because boops boops pointed out to me that where he's from catin(or katin) which means doll, beautiful, etc. to me means prostitute to him.
    My French isn't that good but I happen to have a good French-English Dictionary (Oxford Hachette) which says:
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    The dagger symbol means "obsolete", but "strumpet" occurs a lot in Shakespeare so many people recognize it and sometimes use it jokingly. The same dictionary translates Parrain as "godfather" or "sponsor".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    That's amazing! Were you named parrain to either of them?
    Actually my older sister (5 years older) and I are both god parents to my younger brother (who is 10 years younger then me).

    He is also a godfather to one of my 14 year old twins.

    Not sure he is going to be so formal in religion - hasn't come up yet!

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    The post rank has sunk under a sudden onset of serious content. Time to remedy that.
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    Moar!
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    Re: Post Race!

    How about godfather meme's?

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    Re: Post Race!

    or we could just start Trump'ing our cats - seems that's a big thing today.
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    Or I could just get back to work - converting data this morning is just dragging along...

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    Writing SQL like this sucks

    Code:
    Insert into EstEntry_T
    Select replace(f_estid,'n++','')
    			, rtrim(f_opened)
    			, rtrim(f_closed)
    			, Case When rtrim(f_caterer)='True' Then 'Y' Else 'N' End
    			, Case When rtrim(f_liq)='True' Then 'Y' Else 'N' End
    			, Case When rtrim(f_CFS)='True' Then 'Y' Else 'N' End
    			, rtrim(f_CAPACITY)
    			, rtrim(f_FEE)
    			, rtrim(f_CLASS)
    			, rtrim(replace(f_INT,'.00000000000000',''))
    			, null
    			From HealthCnv.dbo.env_estab
    Code:
    Insert into EstLic_T
    Select replace(f_estid,'n++','')
    			, rtrim(f_LICNUM)
    			, replace(rtrim(f_issued),'/0015','/2015')
    			, replace(rtrim(f_EXPIRES),'/0215','/2015')
    			, rtrim(f_paid)
    			, rtrim(f_datepd)
    			, rtrim(f_RECEIPT)
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    			From HealthCnv.dbo.env_estab

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    Merry Little Christmas to all!

    Or maybe just Happy Feast of the Epiphany!

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    Trumping the cats seems like a good idea. That cat looks decidedly impressed with its new doo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    Or maybe just Happy Feast of the Epiphany!
    I had an epiphany once. It wasn't that illuminating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    I had an epiphany once. It wasn't that illuminating.
    You must have went for just the Epiphany Lite.

    Go stronger next time...

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    Bought the economy epiphany at a gas station along with some sushi.
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    My cat often sits on me and trumps.
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    TrumpCat for Pres!

    Free 'nip for everyone!
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    i'd vote for Bizzaro Trump. (Reverse Trump)
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    Trump is his own inverse.
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    Did someone merge the Trump thread into this one?
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    The Post Race is getting so massive it's starting to absorb surrounding threads.

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    Trumps ego is soooo big it has its own event horizon.
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    One thread to rue them all.

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    With all the Powerball hype out there I should be astonished at the number of people who consider the purchase of lottery tickets to be a sound financial investment.

    I should be, but I'm not.
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    Tonight is Vigil night out at Boy Scout camp!
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    With all the Powerball hype out there I should be astonished at the number of people who consider the purchase of lottery tickets to be a sound financial investment.

    I should be, but I'm not.
    For $2 I think that I'll probably be buying a lottery ticket for the chance to win. That's my "problem" though with lottery. I only play when it gets this ridiculously high and the odds are really against you and I only ever buy 1 ticket. So I should not be surprised that I've never won the millions.
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    The lottery is nothing more than a voluntary tax on people who suck at math.
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    Pretty much!
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    That would be more true if the cost was significant. As it is, some people are buying a dream for half the price of a coffee. I won't buy a ticket, though, because I'm pretty darn certain I'd forget to check the outcome.
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    I bought a ticket today. The guy behind me asked "Just 1?" When I was walking out I overheard him ask for 50 with power play!
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    I hope that he was joking.
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    Not likely. However, he might not have been one person, in effect. There are lots of offices where people pool their money and buy a bunch of tickets. I think that if my office did that I'd probably join up. Not that I have any real interest in it, but it's worth an occasional couple of bucks to avoid being the one guy who gets squat if they actually won. Fortunately, my office does NOT do some office pool thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    That would be more true if the cost was significant. As it is, some people are buying a dream for half the price of a coffee. I won't buy a ticket, though, because I'm pretty darn certain I'd forget to check the outcome.
    Buying a few tickets or chipping in on the office pool is one thing. Spending $50-100 or more is another. I'm seeing folks on facebook actually bragging about how much they've spent.

    And nobody won!
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    I'm glad that I read this. I need to check my numbers.
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