What languages do you speak?

[Gay Dennis]

So?

[parksie]

English, French, German, C++

[chrisjk]

English

[DaoK]

80% French
20% English

[DarkMoose]

English
Español
cout << "C++";
WriteLn 'Pascal';
form1.print "Visual Basic"

...it's been awhile since I've done any pascal. Can someone refresh my memory and tell me if strings are in single or double quotes!? :D I forget ;[

[filburt1]

Purge the evil filth of Pascal from your memory, and you don't have to worry.

[JungleMan]

Fluent bullsh...*cough* I mean, err, just English. Not good in any languages, not even VB

[nishantp]

Ya well i speak English (well), French (i suck crap), Hindi, VB and some C++.

[Emo]

Can speack, read, write:

Bulgarian
English

Can Understand

Bosnian
Macedonian
Russian
Spanish
Slang English (US)

-Emo

[Wynd]

English, and a little bit of German and Spanish.

[Jim Brown]

English & Afrikaans. Also Ebcdic & Ascii. PostScript & PCL.

Did Latin at school a long time back, but there's not much call for it in these parts.

[aknisely]

English, French, Hebrew, German (I try, unsuccessfully), and L337.

[Jim Brown]

Glad to see you're gainfully employed- nothing too stressfull I hope, just lots of filthy lucre.

But what the heck is L337

[aknisely]

Originally posted by Jim Brown
Glad to see you're gainfully employed- nothing too stressfull I hope, just lots of filthy lucre.

I work for sex.

But what the heck is L337

*snicker*

[InvisibleDuncan]

Easily: English
Moderately: French & German (and Latin, for if I meet any passing Romans)
Poorly: Serbo-Croat (as was), Scots Gaelic.

Quite a collection of dead languages there.

[plenderj]

English, Irish (Gaeilge / Gaelic), French

Can easily understand most Latin based languages, eg. spanish + italian.

Also studied german for 3 years, but I'm not very good at it.

[kedaman]

English, Swedish, Finnish, Japanese, C++

[DWillems]

I only speak universal languages :
Mumblish, Grumble-ish and Mutterish.

[siyan]

English and Mandarin Chinese

Watching Crouching Tiger without subtitles is ever better.

-C

[Fox]

r = read
w = write
s = speak
u = understand
n = native
* = incompatible to most people

English    r w s u
German     r w s u n
French     r w s
Japanese   r   s
* VB       r w   u
* C++      r w   u
* HTML     r w   u

[DerFarm]

I have been accused of speaking english, but I stoutly deny the charge.

[abdul]

urdu
punjabi
English
French
Lil bit Spanish

[thinktank]

I speak ***** ****** *** ** ****, *** ******, *** *****, ******* **** because ***** *** ******* **** ***** *** so that ***** *** ********* !!!!!

[abdul]

Originally posted by thinktank
I speak ***** ****** *** ** ****, *** ******, *** *****, ******* **** because ***** *** ******* **** ***** *** so that ***** *** ********* !!!!!

You forgot something else: You also speak ****, ****, and ***

[denniswrenn]

r = read
w = write
s = speak
u = understand
n = native
* = incompatible to most people

English    r w s u n
German     r w s u 
* C++      r w   u n
* HTML     r w   u
* PHP      r w   u n
* JS       r w   u
* ASP      r w   u
* Perl     r w   u

[Fox]

CopyCat

[plenderj]

Sorry about my english , but my scouse is dead good !

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by abdul
Now more crashing!!

I keep thinking that is suppose to be No more crashing...is it??

[Cuallito]

Ci iit Eqlis ii pi-Espaul. Ci iit-jiiu Scibse.

Literal Translation: Me speak English and little Spanish. Me speaking Scibse.

[filburt1]

English
C++
Java
JavaScript
C
VB
QBasic
Spanish
HTML
JSP

and all versions of the above

[DaveAMS]

Here's the languages I speak, in the order I learned them:

1. English
2. TI-99 Basic
3. French
4. MS-Basic
5. FORTRAN
6. C/C++
7. Pointer-ese (my fav.)
8. Visual Basic
9. SQL
10. Java
11. MDX
12. HTML (i guess you could call it a language...)
13. PDF (if html counts, this counts double...)

[crptcblade]

English, gibberish, baby talk (gibberish + drool), C++, VB, HTML, Java, some Klingon I picked up from Star Trek, and last but certainly least mute quadriplegic blinking.

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by DaveAMS
Here's the languages I speak, in the order I learned them:

1. English
2. TI-99 Basic
3. French
4. MS-Basic
5. FORTRAN
6. C/C++
7. Pointer-ese (my fav.)
8. Visual Basic
9. SQL
10. Java
11. MDX
12. HTML (i guess you could call it a language...)
13. PDF (if html counts, this counts double...)

Do you mean TI89? There are 82,83,85,86,89, and 92 (there might be some earlier ones that I forgot)

[DaveAMS]

> Do you mean TI89?

aww...you must have been one of those commodore users. (or was it a Radio Shack TRS-80?) Go back about 15-20 years, and there was a wonderful computer from Texas Instruments:

***** TI-99 4/A *****

Had its own programming language, called Basic. Loads of fun. I had a TI-99 with a peripheral expansion box (had a 360k, 5.25" floppy drive...one of the firsts), speech synthesizer (only took pc's 15 years to catch up), 300bps audio cassette storage system for programs (had that before the floppy) Man! Those were the good-old-days. I think I still have that beast somewhere. Maybe I can get it out...see if it still works.

[denniswrenn]

Oh..... uhhh I thought you were talking about the TI line of scientific/graphing calculators....

[DaveAMS]

Forgot about that...I use the HP. Does RPN count as a programming language?

[JungleMan]

I SPEAK 100% BULLSHIT!!

[filburt1]

Yes you do.

[Pix]

English, Gibberish, French, German

[Jim Brown]

Originally posted by DaveAMS
Forgot about that...I use the HP. Does RPN count as a programming language?

Damn right it does. Add it to my list, forgot I knew RPN!

My first ever scientific calc was an HP35 which I bought when I started University in 1974, then went upmarket to an HP45. I worked for HP for 2 years, 20 years ago and had 3 company calculators: an 11, a 12 and a 41. ALso had a company HP85 desktop computer - remember them? Then we went for CP/M on the HP125.

I've wondered elsewhere in this forum what the world would be like today if Digital Research's CP/M86 had become IBM's OS rather than Microsoft's.