Post Race!

[Gruff]

Funny I just assumed his head was rotated just so to the camera such that the other horn was out of sight.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Where's the fun in that?

[FunkyDexter]

A unicorn goat?

A unigoat

[dday9]

Better than goaticorn.

[dday9]

[Shaggy Hiker]

You're kidding.

[dday9]

[Gruff]

[Insert joke here.]

[Shaggy Hiker]

Uni-corny?

[Gruff]

At the least... more pleasant to look upon than the goat.

[FunkyDexter]

You guys better watch what you say about my Nanny!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Could we goad your goat with an oat?

[szlamany]

When I heard unigoat I thought of the movie Waiting and the greatest game ever known to man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6PAUSlCLXM

The goat is the holy grail...

[FunkyDexter]

I... Errr... If.... When... Nope, I have nothing to add after watching that.

[szlamany]

The movie is honestly hilarious - worthy of watching - you would be surprised.

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's certainly strange.

[dclamp]

I play goat simulator....



http://www.goat-simulator.com/

[FunkyDexter]

I keep meaning to have a go on Goat Simulator.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I've looked at it. It's a truly strange idea.

[szlamany]

It's certainly strange.

I've looked at it. It's a truly strange idea.

Last couple of posts - just "strange"? Is this the same Shaggy that often goes into post rants of puns right here in Post Race?

Have pod people taken over your brain?

If you are too busy to give us your full attention then maybe no post is better

[Shaggy Hiker]

Too stressed. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Once everything gets shipped, which I hope to do tomorrow, then life will become less stressful. I'll presently present my presents to the post office. That will only be after I have left the office, though. So, I'll go post office to the post office to post some offerings.

That's all I've got.

[Gruff]

I would have thought presents would be easy for you. Fish for everyone!

[Shaggy Hiker]

People complain.

[dday9]

People are strange.

[Gruff]

Some people carp. If they net gifted fish.

[Shaggy Hiker]

They didnt like my pike, they said my bass was crass, and they said my tench had a certain stench.

[FunkyDexter]

People complain

Well, if you will insist on doing your Xmas shopping in September it's not surprising the gifts are less than welcome by December.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Fish jerky should be considered a cherished treat.

[Gruff]

I've never cared for a strong fishy flavor. Perch was my favorite as it was the cleanest tasting finny treat. Each to their own.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Salmon, over rice, with a bit of wasabi and soy sauce.

[Gruff]

Ugh. Here. You can have my portion of salmon.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Well, mine was a raw comment, sushi as it was.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Though I should also note that this might be the first time in history that a raccoon passed up food of any sort.

[dday9]

I ran over a raccoon this past weekend

[dday9]

Then again, I don't brake for animals.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Sounds like the animals might break for you, though.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Reminds me of two stories, and since this is post race, I'll tell them both:

A buddy from college told me about dozing in the passenger seat of a car while a friend of his was driving one day at highway speeds. Suddenly, the car started shaking all over the place. My buddy was jolted awake by this, and by the driver yelling, "GOT HIM!!" When my buddy looked out the window, he was out in a field, where the driver had gone to take out a woodchuck with the car.

[Shaggy Hiker]

In grad school, I was riding with a friend of mine sometime after dark. We struck a small, dark, animal and weren't sure what it was, so we backed up to get the headlights on it. It proved to be a mink, which is a very unusual animal to hit with a car. My friend walked over to it and stood, bent over, looking at it. At that point, the mink, which proved to be only stunned, raised its head and sniffed my friends foot. My friend was well aware how well armed and dangerous a mink could be, so he pretty much levitated straight up. That was a marvelous feat of feet, to be sure, and I was thoroughly entertained. The mink was not so entertained, and promptly continued its journey off to the swamp, no doubt in search of some willow to chew on for its headache.

[dday9]

Both of those stories are certainly unique, although I have gone off road once or twice(or exactly 3 times...) in my friend's truck with a shotgun when we've spotted a rabbit.

[NeedSomeAnswers]

in my friend's truck with a shotgun when we've spotted a rabbit.

Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!