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    Truth is Stranger than Fiction

    I don't know if this is true, but it was passed to me as if it were. It is sad, because this woman died. But I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

    ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed
    yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun
    roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken
    rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.

    Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car
    pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting
    the woman who was apparently convinced that the
    rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
    floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the
    side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

    "She started screaming "He's back!, He's back!" and
    climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the
    roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of
    28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead
    at the scene.

    "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I
    stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was
    happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift
    her up into the sky," he went on to say.

    "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been
    on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the
    scene.

    Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and
    discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume
    party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup
    truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls
    filled with helium which then floated up into the air.

    Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by
    several of his friends that he looks like Jesus,
    pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in
    frustration, and said "Come back," just as the
    Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure
    that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as
    they passed by him, according to her husband, who says
    his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
    When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls,
    Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I
    never expected anything like this to happen."
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    Hyperactive Member barrk's Avatar
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    That's pathetic ..........














    and hilarious!

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    Hahaha


    I shouldn't laugh, but it's quite funny
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Hehe, it's funny 'cause I don't know him.

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    With such a topic, I thought I would make a parallel with(hey, "parallel" is a bad religion song!) the bad religion song called "stranger than fiction".


    ...and it goes like this: "Sometimes truth.. is stranger than fiction!". Thank you.

    Actually, I think that Mr. Ascii dancing the Macarena is a whole lot of fun.



    Have a nice end of year.
    Chris

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    Jimmy Changas
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    HAHA

    It's funny because it's true


    Krass: Stranger than fiction is my fav bad religion album

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