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[siyan]

Erm..102 posts and he's asking this??

-C

[Wynd]

Good point

[beachbum]

Dim NoteBook as Paper
Dim Parker as Pen
Dim You as Writer
Dim Dog as Viewer
 
Notebook = ""
Put Parker on NoteBook
Call Wiggle(Parker, "Hello World")
Set You = Smile
Call Show(NoteBook, Dog)
Set Dog = Disinterested
Erase Dog

[Paul Warren]

Hey, don't be posting hard stuff like that here. This forum is for the logically challenged and/or lazy gits.

[filburt1]

Originally posted by beachbum

Dim NoteBook as Paper
Dim Parker as Pen
Dim You as Writer
Dim Dog as Viewer
 
Notebook = ""
Put Parker on NoteBook
Call Wiggle(Parker, "Hello World")
Set You = Smile
Call Show(NoteBook, Dog)
Set Dog = Disinterested
Erase Dog

"Parker?"

[Paul Warren]

As Flipbum has just displayed you also get stoopid people here too. Parker as in Parker pens mate.

[thinktank]

Ok here is my help,

see http://www.roesler-ac.de/wolfram/hello.htm

[thinktank]

This one in brain**** is too cool ..

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[kedaman]

my befunge got rusty, not sure if the syntax is correct

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[DarkMoose]

kfmsdfs WHY IS THERE NO "HELLO WORLD FOR DUMMIES" BOOK :(

[DarkMoose]

...................WOOOO GIVE ME 10 COPIES

[guinpen]

DARKMOOSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PURCHASE A SAUSAGE?

[sail3005]

go here http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml it has nearly every hello world program in every language!!!!!!!!