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    You must eat pot then?

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    Pot pie.

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    Twenty years ago today Art Modell (spit) announced he was moving the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore. He tried to blame Cleveland for "not building the Browns a stadium" and thanks to the sycophantic DC/Baltimore media aided by the NFL spin machine this became the accepted narrative.

    Cleveland wouldn't build a stadium.

    But the next Tuesday, November 8th, 1995 the voters of Cleveland approved another tax to build a stadium. This fact is often ignored when assigning blame for the entire debacle.

    And yes, I'm still not over it.
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    It was a good move for football: Instant rivalry.

    I never knew what excuse they gave, probably because I would have only believed one: Money!

    It was a dirty deal, though, and I've never liked the Ravens because of that, despite the fact that I was never a Browns fan.
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    To get back to an earlier topic: You can now vape pot. Several years back, a buddy of mine pointed out the obvious name for an e-cig for pot: The iPot.
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    Who fancies a wedgie?

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    Yes please

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    It that bipolar or unipolar?

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    A water moccasin slithers into a bar. The bartender asks "What is your poison?"
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    A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says "Let me guess… A long neck?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd View Post
    Who fancies a wedgie?
    Oklahoma man who killed stepdad with ‘atomic wedgie’ gets 30 years in prison
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    Homer....you da man. That's some freakiness there.
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    I will be in Chicago from tomorrow until the following Wednesday.
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    Doing some training.
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    Extramarital "Training"
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    What?! No!!!
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    Yeah, no. Why would somebody go to Chicago, especially this time of year, for anything of that sort?
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    Man, I am up here and its freezing!
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    Mais I get into my room and they have the thermometer set at 65 too!!!
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    Unfortunately I ordered a laptop and it was suppose to be in last Wed. but they didn't actually ship it until Friday...
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    Does it have that new laptop smell?
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    I'm not sure I want to know what that would be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Man, I am up here and its freezing!
    Literally, I'm sure.

    At least it's not snowing.

    Yeah, the North basically sucks.
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    I realized today that as cold as it is here is the coldest it will get back home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I realized today that as cold as it is here is the coldest it will get back home.
    Oh, quit your whining. You haven't even seen any snow.
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    It was raining last night, thank God it did not snow!
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    Snow is just rain with attitude.
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    Drove through snow yesterdday, though it wasn't much.
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    The first snow I encountered this year was Oct. 17th along I-80 near Clearfield, PA. It was a strange drive... bright sunshine one minute, clouds and rain/snow the next.
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    Drove through snow yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    Snow is just rain with attitude.
    Many times snow is just rain with altitude!

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    For kids getting out of school due to snow. Snow is rain with gratitude.
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    I remember the snow-cane of November 2012 - when Hurricane Sandy turned into a nor'easter a week later.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novemb...2_nor%27easter

    That was snow with amplitude!

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    The snow round my way always falls in exactly the right places. It's snow with aptitude.
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    I always thought your snow was just of a different longitude.

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    Women of snow are known for their icy pulchritude.
    Hermits of snow are known for their chilly solitude.
    Square igloos are known for their rectitude.

    I'm all out of tude.
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    no snow... and i live on the north pole.. ffs I cancel Christmas this year....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    Drive through Restaurants, Drive through Wedding Chapels... is there anything you Americans won't drive through?
    A sufficiently large pile of pig doots would stop me.
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