Wasn't it the less then creative British settlers that picked those boring names?
Hey Hey Hey, who said they were boring names those names are fantastic which was probably why they were stolen in the first place !!!

I've seen The Full Monty and I know for a fact there's money to be made by a good looking fella who's ready to take his kit off.
Only to true, that film almost exactly reflects reality!!

How do you Brits pronounce the place name Worchester?
I think you mean Worcestershire (like the sauce) and we pronounce is Woost-a-sheer. There's no good reason for us to do this except that it confuses Americans and we find that funny
Surely FD he meant Worcester pronounced "Wuster" - "Worcester is a city and the county town of Worcestershire" or were you just using the county name as an excuse for ridicule ?