Need of Assistance

[The Hobo]

My father caught me wackin' off today. He didn't say anything...just left the room. What should I do!?

[scoutt]

like he didn't do it

[denniswrenn]

Don't do anything. If you bring it up again, it will just embarrass both of you. Maybe from now on you will learn to lock the door when you do this?

[The Hobo]

Alright, I like to look at Japanesse ******* on the internet when I wack. I like to call them "Japits." Not being a door to the computer room, I cannot lock it.

But what if he tells my mother? My mom has the biggest damn mouth ever. Every one from here to South Africa will know I've been strokin' the salami. My grandmother would even call me up and ask if my hand hurt.

I need to know how to deal with this.

[scoutt]

or tell him "you know, this wouldn't happen if you would get off you lazy arse and buy me a hooker"

[denniswrenn]

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/


hehehehe

[scoutt]

Originally posted by The Hobo
Alright, I like to look at Japanesse ******* on the internet when I wack. I like to call them "Japits." Not being a door to the computer room, I cannot lock it.

But what if he tells my mother? My mom has the biggest damn mouth ever. Every one from here to South Africa will know I've been strokin' the salami. My grandmother would even call me up and ask if my hand hurt.

I need to know how to deal with this.

dude tha tis bad, wha tif you got some on the keyboard, it would eat right through it

[denniswrenn]

He's probably not going to tell your mom. Besides, you're how old? They probably already knew you do it.

[The Hobo]

ha. I don't care if they know I do it, now they have visual proof. It's a whole new ball game.

The hooker thing is offline. It's not my dads fault. It's my girlfriends for not ever putting out. My dad should slap her upside the head.

[scoutt]

can I get serious for a moment.

what are they going to do. all they can say is that it is not good to do that as it will make your stamina go down, you will get so use to your hand that when it is time you won't want to. what are they going to ground ya... I don't think so. just tell your dad that he should say anything to anybody as it is a father son thing, or a guy thing and discuss it with him alone in a room without your mother knowing.

[denniswrenn]

Read this page, there's a lot they can do... None is ethical in my opinion though.

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

[The Hobo]

Holy hell. Those people are fraggin' crazy. Loosing your home and car for masturbating? Why don't they keep their noses out of other people's business.

I'm willing to bed that the people who wrote that have kids running around making babies and having crazy sex.

Why not try to stop kids from having sex? Masturbation is an alternate to having sex...damn.

I'm going to write a heafy email to those bastards...

[denniswrenn]

Yeah, like that'll help. Read the hatemail page...

[scoutt]

ya so I suppose the hairy palm thing is true too

give me a break.