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    Re: Post Race!

    :O mind = blown
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    Re: Post Race!

    When I ban spammers from vbforums my response is always the same. It is:

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    Re: Post Race!

    Huzzah!
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    Re: Post Race!

    To be honest, I don't know if any of the other moderators noticed yet
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    Well, it all comes down to which language you are using. You are either telling people who spam that they will be departing....or you are telling people to buy spam.
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    I interpreted it to mean "Thanks for the spam."
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    I meant for it to say spam = bye with a cheeky smile.
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    Re: Post Race!

    A boot kicking a can of spam or a middle finger emoticon might get the point across more clearly.
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    Hello
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    Hola
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    Re: Post Race!

    [QUOTE=Gruff;4902043]Kids today.
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    Thats not an example, thats just a reason.
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    Re: Post Race!

    I don't know if any of the other moderators noticed yet
    Eh? What? Who said that?

    I hadn't noticed that particular one but I have noticed a few little gems you've dropped as you've shown folks the door. They make me smile If we have to be nasty to people it's good that we can be nice about it.
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    Reminds me of the story about the hard nosed manager that was told to use humor to soften his delivery, especially when letting the help go.

    Manager: "Knock Knock."

    Employee: "Who's there?"

    Manager: "Not you."
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    There should be a flushing sound.
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    Tilt.
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    Same-Sex Cat Marriage?

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    Boogity Boogity Booh.

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    Re: Post Race!

    If your plugs keep bending, try straightening out the outlet with a fork. This also works better if the fork is wet so it can slide in easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJWhiteley View Post
    If your plugs keep bending, try straightening out the outlet with a fork. This also works better if the fork is wet so it can slide in easier.
    Please don't do this at home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJWhiteley View Post
    If your plugs keep bending, try straightening out the outlet with a fork. This also works better if the fork is wet so it can slide in easier.
    Natural selection I suppose.
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    I'm shocked that you'd even suggest such a thing. I'd be even more shocked if I followed your advice.
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    I'm hardwired to ignore such advice.
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    Some people just need an outlet from life. Although this method probably isn't the most efficient.
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    I'm sure that the method is enlightening non the less.
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    If anything if gives them new found energy to make it through their day
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJWhiteley View Post
    If your plugs keep bending, try straightening out the outlet with a fork. This also works better if the fork is wet so it can slide in easier.
    Does this work with ear plugs as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    Does this work with ear plugs as well?
    There is a special pair of earplugs for this type of application. Its almost like a 4D experience

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    Did you get to try it on?
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    I watched the Theory of Everything last night.
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    I've always admired Stephen Hawking.
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    He is brilliant and has overcome a huge adversity.
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    However, this movie was sort-of a chick-flick.
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    Did he get the girl?
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    Well it was about him and his wife, but as expected they divorce.
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    I found it a moving experience. Both Positive and negative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    I found it a moving experience. Both Positive and negative.
    Still stuck on the electricity puns
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    Just trying to be current.
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