Hey Batman...Did You Catch Batman Last Night?

[SteveCRM]

Hey Batman...The Movie Batman was on last night, did you catch t on UPN?

[Fox]

Bat-Fox... sounds nice

What does your team do?

[SteveCRM]

Hey Thanks, But BatSteveCRM sounds wierd. Just call me BatSteve. By the way, it was batman returns.

what's the new movie going to be called?

[Fox]

I'm sure the bat film will become bat cool

My BatFreind is back, hooray, Robin has missed batman

Horay

[Sam Finch]

Can I have a small batpart in you're batfilm. I was in a play once. I played a batbarber and had to batshave someone.

I also played a batreindeer in a christmass play.

I've got a little batbrother.

[Cbomb]

Just call me BatBomb... Oh Yeah!!! I'll create all your weapons like Q in 007

[Fox]

Yeah, batscout is good! I'll have batsatellites to tell you where the batcrime happens

(I think we should make a batgame too!)

[V(ery) Basic]

I'm a shrink!

Yep. For this post only I've decided to call myself
Dr Frasier Basic. I'm listening.

On line one we have our first caller, Ros?

Yes, he's Sam Finch from Conneticut and he's worried about his gambling addiction

Me: Sam, what sort of gambling is it?
Sam: Mainly snail races, but also horse racing recently
Me: Right. So how much money do you bet, per night?
Sam: As much money as I can get my hands on.
Me: And how much would that be
Sam: Well, I'm a computer programme...
Ros: (Putting down phone) Ooops. We lost him.
Me: And out next caller?
Ros: His name's Kedaman from Translyvania
Me: Kedaman, I'm listening.
Kedaman: Mr Basic?
Me: Dr Basic, actually.
Kedaman: Right. Mr Doctor
Me: No. Doctor Basic
Kedaman: Right. Mr Doctor Basic
Me: Still a bit off.
Kedaman: How?
Me: I'm not Mr.
Kedaman: Aren't you. Your voice is so deep.
Me: I'm a man, but I'm a doctor.
Kedaman: I thought you were a shrink.
Me: shhhhhhhhhhssshs We seem to be ssshshsh losing ssssshsh
shshs the signal shshshshssssh
Ros puts down the phone.
Me: Well, I'm afraid we're all out of time, so it's me. Dr
Frasier Basic signing off. And remember: I'm listening.

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With that out of the way, I'll leave

Where's your bodyguard? Give that title to that riddler guy.

[Bender]

hehe, a batman thread. So funny. Ribs hurting. Where's Robin. WHOOOOHA YA. Batman. HaHaHa!! I love that guy. Funnnny.

[Wally Pipp]

hence the old joke : the difference between a scouser and Batman? Batman can go out without Robin.

[demotivater]

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
hence the old joke : the difference between a scouser and Batman? Batman can go out without Robin.

*googles scouser*