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    Does the size of the program matter, or is it what ya do with it that counts? Mines almost 12 MB long, er...um...i mean big. Lets hear from the girls first than the guys.

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    Oh yeah, mines 13 MB long...I mean big.

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    Mines about 15...big..

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    my program is 50mb long... err big..
    and it is 30 mb in diameter..... I mean it takes up 30mb ram.
    most of my program's code looks like this

    If Girl.Pretty = True Then
    Do Untill myProgram = MaxSize
    myProgram = myProgram + 1
    Loop
    ElseIf Girl.Pretty = False Then
    Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
    myProgram = myProgram - 1
    Loop
    ElseIf Man.Here = True Then
    Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
    myProgram = myProgram - 5
    Loop
    End If

    Dim SelTime as Integer
    Girl.RequestedTime = SelTime
    If Girl.DoingMe = True Then
    Me.Orgasm (SelTime)
    If Guy.DoingMe = True Then
    KickHis.Ass
    CutOffHis.Balls
    End If


    hehehehehe........
    that i

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    Wow Dennis! Thats amazing! With *Files* getting so big, has anyone had their App crash?

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    The Size of your app doesn't matter, It's what you do with it that counts

    Someone had to say it, and I'm trying to get to fanatical member.

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    Talking Math

    My...ahem...app..is specialized for intensive and thorough math calculations LOL..
    Cbomb
    Techie

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    My app's got bugs in it.

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    Arrow New Version!

    If Girl.Pretty = True Then
    Do Untill myProgram = MaxSize
    myProgram = myProgram + 1
    Loop
    ElseIf Girl.Pretty = False Then
    Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
    myProgram = myProgram - 1
    Loop
    ElseIf Man.Here = True Then
    Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
    myProgram = myProgram - 5
    Loop
    End If

    Dim SelTime as Integer
    Girl.RequestedTime = SelTime
    If Girl.DoingMe = True Then
    Me.Orgasm (SelTime)
    ElseIf Guy.DoingMe = True Then
    KickHis.Ass
    CutOffHis.Balls
    ElseIf MeDoing.Guy NotBeingForcedTo = True Then
    GoTo MentalInstiturion (Now)
    End If
    If Me.HandFull <> Boobs Then
    Grab(Boobs)
    ElseIf Me.HandFull = Boobs Then
    Grab(Boobs) = Harder
    End If
    If She.Like = True Then
    KeepGoing(Faster, Harder)
    ElseIf She.Like = False Then
    Ask("whats wrong?")
    If She.Answer = Size Then
    She.Slut = True
    Else
    She.Slut = False
    End If
    If Orgasm.Over = True Then
    Smoke.Cigarette = True
    ElseIf Orgasm.Over = False Then
    KeepGoing(Faster, Harder)
    End If



    hehehehe, I have way too much time on my hands...
    or in this case, I have other stuff in my hands... hehehe

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    Question Smaller?

    wait, batdennisman why would you want your dennisapp smaller?
    dont dennisgirls like dennisbigger dennisapps?
    I always dennisthought they dennisdid.
    well dennismaybe I am denniswrong.

    wow, cool I am a Junior Member Now
    and mr. batdude
    - snip... Any more language like that and I won't be happy! -James

    oh, and my app is really useful, and can be manuvered in ways though of not humanly(ahem computerly) possibly.
    I can hide my app and it can still function.
    so size doesnt matter, although, my size is relativly big, actually very huge, but my coding is good too...
    hehehehe......


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    I smell a batwar.

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    Oh No denniswrenn!!!

    Your application crashed

    C P F Error!!!!!

    Chauvanistic Pig Found


    Unfortunately your application was made for Windows3.1 and while the rest of the world has actually progressed from those ancient days of being completely phobic about connecting with other applications of the same gender, your application refuses to run under the current operating systems

    I would suggest completely rewriting it, using Object Orientation.... Stop Objecting so much and loosen up on your Orientation phobia

    Failure to do this might result in the following code being required :

    Code:
    If Girl.Pretty = True Then 
      Do Untill myProgram = MaxSize 
        myProgram = myProgram + 1 
      Loop 
    
      If Girl.HasSense = True Then
        Call Girl.Laugh("Rauciously")
        Set Girlfriends = Girl.GetFriends("all")
        Girlfriends.Laugh("WhilePointing")
      End If

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    Post Hey?

    Hey, how did this go from a question on wether the size of the program effects the speed to guys suggestivly bragging about there manhood. J/k. Your all great.

    Oh, and mines 12GB while flacid, oops, i mean zipped...

    Later...

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    12gig, not bad, must be pretty good. comes with like a whole os as well incase they dont have an os?

    bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat!
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    i don't really make many apps.. but just muck around eh he he

    what the hell do you put in a 13 gig program?

    does it contain every photo you could get your hands on ???

    he he he he eheheheheheheh





    Has n e 1 seen n e good movies?

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    Hi batsam, hi batdavid, hi batprivoli and batdennis, I think it's a good time for batwars 2 to begin.

    Ok. I have my app (26k) zipped and it's the best i've ever done. I hate 40G appz that are just bunch of doevents and listimages full of **** that takes up 400M RAM and swaps your harddisk out of hyperspace.
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    I'm heading for the GURU TITLE,

    GURU KEDAMAN! GURU! Sam, you're already Fanatic
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    I'll race you to Guru

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    Wink

    Grinning Guru?

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    when you're a guru you're allowed any expression you like, unfortunatly you're no aloud to grin until you're an active member. the poor newbies are only allowed surprised expressions, juniour members can relay and look happy, confused, or inquisitive.

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    Talking Size Doesn't matter

    I have to agree that it is not the size but what you do with it that counts. My app (exe), is only 1.5mb but i have managed to squeze 46 forms and 5 modules into that space.

    Mainly cos it is supported by COM objects written in VC++.
    Iain, thats with an i by the way!

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    My app can't be measured by any normal GB sytem
    You have to measure my app in teraflops.

    Yep, it's very floppy.

    But big.

    Fast to load and fast to unload.

    And it interacts well with other interfaces.

    In fact, other interfaces have complimented me on the size
    of my app.

    And you load a child window if there's a general prevention
    fault...Tihihihihihi

    Does anybody think I should be a comedian?

    Courgettes.

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    You'd have them rolling in the aisles.

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    Question ???????????????????

    what the hell are you talking about sam?
    only surprised expressions? I dont understand what you mean?
    are you talking about the emoticons? or are you just talking crap?

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    why do you have to kur bonk everyone who joins your team?

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    I was talking crap, don't wory about me.

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    Thumbs down

    Sams right, I can express my self much more than when i was hyperactive. Actually, I think you will get batguru before me, that unfair that im working and you not
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Smile

    Yeah, Ascii... sorry, SMILEY-ART rulez!!!

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    ARGH ARGH ARGH !
    Damn, batfox can't you read
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    [Edited by Megatron on 05-03-2000 at 06:12 PM]

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    Megatron, why did u have to do that, it made the width of this thread almost infinite!
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Angry Sam, you're cheating! You have olny 24 more posts to go!

    It's not fair!
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Sorry, I was trying to make those smiliy faces but I guess I screwed up.

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    Go back and Edit it. Put returns it.

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    Happy everyone??

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    thank u

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