Post Race!

[dday9]

For some reason I read memo like Nemo is pronounced.

[homer13j]

New definition for "getting the Memo"

[Pc Monk]

i wanna kill people like rampage..the last scene that he talks about the new revolution ..damn his right

[Pc Monk]

the thing is the only place i can speak like this is here in post race..i just say what i want to say...things that no one wants to listen, but they wamt YOU to listen to them ..how f****** pathetic

[dday9]

the thing is the only place i can speak like this is here in post race

That's because in the matter of a few minutes the post will be pages behind the most up to date post, forever lost in the abyss known as the post race.

[dday9]

post race!

[dday9]

I just found that if you post in all caps, but size number 1, the casing gets lowered:
THIS IS ALL CAPS = THIS IS ALL CAPS

[dday9]

Well apparently not because it didn't do it for that one.

[dday9]

But it did do it for the first one.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I'd quote PC Monk, but I'd need both posts to make a wry comment...and I just don't feel like it.

I just found out that I wasted more than the last two days going down a blind alley. Bummer.

[Shaggy Hiker]

On the plus side, I had a pair of ducks in my garden this morning. Perhaps they'll nest here. I had a duck nesting in my yard two years ago, and got some entertaining video.

[Gruff]

My Dad kept a variety of duck that ate the slugs in his garden.
They were the fattest ducks I've ever seen.

Still I couldn't choke down the duck meat when He served one for dinner.
*Shudder*

[Pc Monk]

That's because in the matter of a few minutes the post will be pages behind the most up to date post, forever lost in the abyss known as the post race.

thats another good point so you wont think im insane!!
but the truth is i am going insane...

[homer13j]

I just found out that I wasted more than the last two days going down a blind alley. Bummer.

That must have been a very long alley.

[dday9]

Still I couldn't choke down the duck meat when He served one for dinner.

My in-laws have a FAT rabbit that they domesticated. I think one day they may not come home to a rabbit, and that same night I'll be chowing down on some good lean rabbit meat.

[dday9]

thats another good point so you wont think im insane!!
but the truth is i am going insane...

Going... Gone... It's all relative.

[Pc Monk]

for like a year i was wondering how u got that bug running in your signature dday but after a while i right clicked on it and...is that relative too?

[dday9]

[Shaggy Hiker]

My Dad kept a variety of duck that ate the slugs in his garden.
They were the fattest ducks I've ever seen.

Still I couldn't choke down the duck meat when He served one for dinner.
*Shudder*

Cooking duck is difficult even if they aren't slug-fed. People call them "flying liver" for a reason, though the quality duck cookers I know vehemently disagree with that caricature.

[homer13j]

That's it... I'm quitting my job.

I have finally found my calling in life:

This Web Developer Gets Paid To Get Drunk And Test Client’s Websites

Richard Littauer is the founder of The User Is Drunk, a website testing service. For $250 per site, he will get intoxicated and run tests on his client’s websites. The reasoning is that if a website can be used by a drunk person, it is truly user-friendly.

[Shaggy Hiker]

A: How the HELL do you find this stuff?

B: A friend of mine worked for a local advertising company that had the Jack Daniels account. They had cases of the stuff sitting around the office, and standard practice was to light up a spliff before noon, then sample the wares all afternoon. I don't know how productive they were by the end of the day.

[Pc Monk]

[dday9]

Quotes like that upset me a bit.

[dday9]

If you do not like your job, then take action to change it.

[dday9]

Whether it is by educating yourself.

[dday9]

Or by pushing for a promotion.

[dday9]

Or by submitting applications to new jobs.

[dday9]

Or by becoming self employed.

[dday9]

Quotes like that, to me, speak to the mindset of those that feel as though they are entitled to something.

[dday9]

post race

[Gruff]

Your posts look like drive-by Burma shave signs

[Shaggy Hiker]

That's because he doesn't have to wait between posts.

[Shaggy Hiker]

What could easily have been stated in one post

[Shaggy Hiker]

was stretched out over several. A difficult feat for mere mortals.

[dday9]

hehehehe!

[dday9]

[dday9]

[Shaggy Hiker]

Well, phi to you!

[homer13j]

Some people really, REALLY like salsa. And then there's this woman...

Woman accused of stabbing boyfriend because he ate all their salsa

[dday9]

If somebody stole my casa ole salsa I'd probably stab them too.