Forum Logic

[Paul Warren]

For those of you who missed it here's the logic for answering questions in the other forums ( yes they do exist ) :

Private Type PostType
    SimpleQuestion As Boolean
    FoundItFirst As Boolean
    MessID As Long
End Type
    
Public Bored As Boolean
Public FallAsleep As Boolean
    
Private Sub AnswerPosts(IAmInABadMood As Boolean, IAmAnArseHole As Boolean)
' August 2001, Paul Warren

Dim Post As PostType

Call SearchForNewPost(Post)

With Post

    Do
        If .SimpleQuestion Then
            ' Let's work out if I'm a tw*t first
            If IAmInABadMood Or IAmAnArseHole Then
                ' This bit will only ever be run by morons
                Call AbusePoster(.MessID, "You Are Fik")
            Else
                If .FoundItFirst Then
                    ' YES !!!
                    Call PostSolutionAndBeSmugAboutIt(.MessID)
                Else
                    ' hmmm, I'm sure there's a more obscure way of doing it
                    Call FindBarelyRelatedCodeAndPostIt(.MessID)
                End If
            End If
        Else
            ' Damn, a hard question - find another quick
            Call SearchForNextPost(Post)
        End If

    Loop Until Bored Or FallAsleep ' ZZzzzz

End With

End Sub

As you can tell I was bored when I wrote this. Thanks to honeybee for being a pendantic pain.

[filburt1]

Const YouAreAlwaysBored As Boolean = True

[Paul Warren]

ah well, the DLL with the routines in it is not for public viewing. I'm going to make my billions from it and rule the world from a solid gold house with diamond flooring and filled with loads and loads of women, beautiful ones too, who will fulfill my every desire.

If you're nice to me I might invite you around to tea. Or maybe not, we'll see.

[Gary.Lowe]

Only if we get buscuits too.

[parksie]

The women will get plenty of biscuit...

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Paul Warren

Private Type PostType
    SimpleQuestion As Boolean
    FoundItFirst As Boolean
    MessID As Long
End Type
    
Public Bored As Boolean
Public FallAsleep As Boolean
    
Private Sub AnswerPosts(IAmInABadMood As Boolean, IAmAnArseHole As Boolean)
' August 2001, Paul Warren

Dim Post As PostType

Call SearchForNewPost(Post)

With Post

    Do
        If .SimpleQuestion Then
            ' Let's work out if I'm a tw*t first
            If IAmInABadMood Or IAmAnArseHole Then
                ' This bit will only ever be run by morons
                Call AbusePoster(.MessID, "You Are Fik")
            Else
                If .FoundItFirst Then
                    ' YES !!!
                    Call PostSolutionAndBeSmugAboutIt(.MessID)
                Else
                    ' hmmm, I'm sure there's a more obscure way of doing it
                    Call FindBarelyRelatedCodeAndPostIt(.MessID)
                End If
            End If
        Else
            ' Damn, a hard question - find another quick
            Call SearchForNextPost(Post)
        End If

    Loop Until Bored Or FallAsleep ' ZZzzzz

End With

End Sub

That is soooo true...

[Paul Warren]

Well, I'm off to Amsterdam now for the weekend so that's the most sense anyone is going to get out of me until about Wednesday next week.

[Gary.Lowe]

A few for me Paul *Puff Puff*

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Paul Warren
Well, I'm off to Amsterdam now for the weekend so that's the most sense anyone is going to get out of me until about Wednesday next week.

Now don't bring anything back with you!!

[Geoff Gunson]

Originally posted by chrisjk
Now don't bring anything back with you!!

What like syphilis??

G

[beachbum]

Originally posted by Paul Warren
For those of you who missed it here's the logic for answering questions in the other forums ( yes they do exist ) :

Can i add one? lol

If Poster = Newbie then
     Post100LineAPICallToConfuseHellOutOfEm
Else
     Post2LineVBStatementThatDoesSameThing
End If

[Paul Warren]

Gary - I did. I had one for just about everyone on this site.
Beachbum - LOL, too true.

all - I didn't bring anything back with me except the wife although I tried to leave her behind.

I am sooo tired.




*snore*

[Gary.Lowe]

So Paul

When's the Paul Warren Guide To Amsterdam coming out then.

[Paul Warren]

Here it is -

Go to Dam square. Walk 1 minute to Rick's bar, buy some substance to your liking. Get wrecked in Susie's saloon next door because Rick's is just too seedy. About midnight stumble around the red light district for an ogle and a giggle. Go back to Susie's via the Pizza shop around the corner. Go back to the hotel via the pizza shop. Get back to hotel and try eating anything that's not nailed down. Collapse, wake up next day and repeat.

[Paul Warren]

No, it's more of a generic description. It can be applied for as long as a) You are still breathing, b) your resources last or c) you can get away with it.

Oh, and I didn't really try to leave the wife behind. Who'd clean the house when I got back ?

[barrk]

*ahem*

[parksie]

Hehe

[Paul Warren]

Katie, us British know how to keep the woman in her place. Damn, I think I forgot to unchain her from the sink before I left this morning ! Oh well, at least the kitchen will be sparkling when I get home tonight. Doh, forgot again, I'm with the mistress tonight but at least the wife's in the kitchen and she'll not starve.