Post Race!

[dclamp]

What.

[dday9]

I'm lost too, but it is the post race!

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's a metaphysical comment on the absurdness of post-nihilism. Very astute, too, I might add.

[homer13j]

Sometimes I'm proud to be a native of Akron. Other times, not so much...

Police: Man has pooped on, and in, 19 Akron cars since 2012

[dday9]

Akron has an amazing university, most notably Matt Moneymaker from Finding Bigfoot.

[dday9]

Oh and John Heisman

[homer13j]

My parents met at Akron U. I can thank (or blame) that place for my very existence.

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's an interesting thing to be known for.

[homer13j]

Cleveland.com already has a user posting under the name "Akron Pooper." His tag line is "I want to know where you park your car at night."

[dday9]

His tag line is "I want to know where you park your car at night."

I push it into the backdoor.

[homer13j]

Eew.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I push it out the back door.

[Shaggy Hiker]

This reminds me of a story a buddy of mine told me about an unknown individual known as the "aerial bomber" while he was in school. As far as people could figure, this guy would climb to the top of a stall, and try to "hit the target" from that height. Seems pretty difficult, to me. Just the effort to remain suspended up there while being able to relax enough muscles seems challenging enough, without needing to aim. Apparently, aiming wasn't high on that guys list, either.

[dday9]

Ew .

[homer13j]

I doubt this thread has ever gotten any lower, but I'm not about to go back through almost 1500 pages of post racing to find out.

[dday9]

I have 2961 pages of content in the post race. But you might view more post per page than I do.

[homer13j]

You can't make this stuff up:

Study Finds There Are Too Many Studies

[dday9]

Wow....

[dday9]

I wish I could say that's a first, but I wouldn't doubt if it wasn't.

[homer13j]

When I read the headline about a "two-faced cow" I thought it was an article about my ex...

‘Two-faced’ cow sold at auction set for slaughterhouse

[dday9]

Edited a bad cow joke that I shouldn't have put.

[dday9]

Edited a bad cow joke that I shouldn't have put.

It wasn't cheesy.

[dday9]

It wasn't cheesy.

It would've just mooved this thread in the wrong direction.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I think it is udderly ridiculous that you deleted a cow joke. What a lot of bull!

[Gruff]

What. Are cows suddenly sacred or something? Is there a bovinity that bars de-posting?

[Niya]

What do you do for a living?

IT related stuff. Sometimes I repair PCs/laptops, mostly through re-installs and I may replace the odd part here and there. I configure and diagnose network related issues with Windows Server setups and of course I write code.

Programming is definitely the most time consuming part of IT.

[FunkyDexter]

I only come heifer the puns.

[Shaggy Hiker]

IT related stuff. Sometimes I repair PCs/laptops, mostly through re-installs and I may replace the odd part here and there. I configure and diagnose network related issues with Windows Server setups and of course I write code.

Programming is definitely the most time consuming part of IT.

Does that include percussive maintenance?

[Gruff]

One of my favorite older movies is "No time for sergeant" with Andie Griffith.
His method of fixing a radio was spitting in the back and whomping it on the top.

[Peter Porter]

Ok... uh... hi? um...

[dday9]

Ok... uh... hi? um...

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's a good post for the post race.

[Peter Porter]

How about... um... you know... hmmm...

[Shaggy Hiker]

It still fits.

[homer13j]

So who (besides me) is staying up late (or getting up early in the UK and Yurrup) to watch the F1 race in Melbourne?

Looks like a race for third since the Mercedes are so dominant.

[dday9]

Not I.

[dclamp]

[homer13j]

Not even for the Post Race? I find your lack of faith disturbing...

[homer13j]

It's a safe bet that Lewis Hamilton paid more for his diamond earrings than I paid for my house.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I don't think I'm up early.