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    Dente's Inferno?
    Now that was some genius punning right there.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Do you have one of these in the US shaggy, if not you should start one
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    Yeah, that's a hoot. Never heard of such a thing around here, though. This doesn't really seem like the place. Kind of staid and respectable. I don't know why. Personally, I like to roam around a bit, yet folks out here just seem to do little of that. To get here, you kind of figure they must have been on their way to somewhere, but that curiosity seems to be absent. It makes you think. I wander while they staid?
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    Clever, but... *Groan*

    Good thing that was not a computer pun.
    I don't like them. Not one bit...
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    I'll byte: Why !?

    (not really a VB pun, but, though I'm getting older, I can still C#)
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    How bout after a steaming cup O java?
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    On a different note: I just found out that somebody stole my credit card number and started running many donations to what I was told was "overseas charities." So, if you are wondering who funds terrorists...I'd guess that it's me.

    Interestingly, some automated fraud system kicked in almost immediately and closed my card down after only the first one got through (it wasn't enough to buy a terrorist a decent latte). I wonder if I'll ever find out how the number was stolen...
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    Some automated fraud system? You mean you don't know who?
    Are you sure it isn't a further scam to trick you into believing you are protected while they milk you dry?
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    Mardi Gras. Drunk.
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    Crawfish. Nom.
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    Gumbo. Mmmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Mardi Gras. Drunk.
    I used to get drunk on weeknights. Then I got a job.
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    From where I'm sitting it looks like DDay was drunk at 5 in the morning. Good Lad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    From where I'm sitting it looks like DDay was drunk at 5 in the morning. Good Lad!
    I believe you are six hours ahead of Louisiana.
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    Hmm, I don't remember posting those...
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    Although, work today is very tough.
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    Work is tougher when your brains are oozing out your ears.
    Not judging. Just saying...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Hmm, I don't remember posting those...
    There's an app for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    Some automated fraud system? You mean you don't know who?
    Are you sure it isn't a further scam to trick you into believing you are protected while they milk you dry?
    I'm already dry. If they want milk, they should try a cow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    I believe you are six hours ahead of Louisiana.
    I would have guessed that the UK generally averages about 97.3 years ahead of Louisiana.
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    It's the only part of the US we're ahead of in dentistry
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    That's not true!! I've always found that they keep both of their teeth in good condition.
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    How'ed you like to see this coming at you for a smootch?

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    Akkk Akk Akk
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    You'd never be able to brush with something like that.
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    Some of the country folk around here might have trouble identifying a toothbrush.

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    It could do both.


    You would save money on toothpaste that way.
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    Just threw up a little in my mouth.
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    That was the reaction I was hoping for. It does wonders for the ol' enamel.
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    Throws a kink into pickin and grinnin.
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    Your gherkins are overdue

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    My mouth still hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    Some automated fraud system? You mean you don't know who?
    Are you sure it isn't a further scam to trick you into believing you are protected while they milk you dry?
    Scam within a scam.......scam-ception ???
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    Slight of hand.
    Make you look one way while they do something else.
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    scscamsams.
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    It's like in that kids book. Scam I am.
    Last edited by Gruff; Feb 19th, 2015 at 11:34 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp View Post
    My mouth still hurts.
    So sorry.
    Are you rinsing with salt water often?
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    Take more Vicodin, I'm sure that will help.
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    Although, I can't speak for how functional you'll be at work.
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    That is, unless you've built up the tolerance for it like Dr. House did.
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