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    Exciting things in the mail!

    Our departmental secretary just opened some post addressed to our former boss. It turned out to be a mail-order catalogue for sex toys.

    Seems he was a bit of a dark horse - although clearly not hung like one because the catalogue's full of ***** enlargers...
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    ha ha ha. I think you should phone him up at home and tell him some important mail arrived for him. Then he can come and collect it, and you can laugh at him

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    LOL

    Hehehehehehehe..........
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    I think that you should forward it to him with his name changed to "Tiny"

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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Or "Little-Un"

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    "Wee man"...
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    "Pee Wee"

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    Difference is though, HB, we're pretty confident this is something Pee-Wee ordered for himself. Presumably they send out a new one each year or something and he forgot to give them his new address.
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    ahh... damnit i can't believe i forgot to change my address, ill be right over to pick it up :ashamed:









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