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  1. Aug 15th, 2001, 03:30 AM #1
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    Talking Guru Hoodoo

    Just a quick confirmation for those ppl that post subjects for gurus only. You are right. Apart from 2 or so people, everyone on this forum is completely stupid and incapable.

    As far as I understand, a function is an event where you go for a few drinks (and maybe a meal), a sub goes under water, Api is the brother of the Quicky Mart shopkeeper, shells are collected from beaches (even though they should really be left alone) and forms are those things that you fill out when applying for release from the institution.

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    Re: Guru Hoodoo

    Originally posted by beachbum
    Just a quick confirmation for those ppl that post subjects for gurus only. You are right. Apart from 2 or so people, everyone on this forum is completely stupid and incapable.
    stupidity is good for you
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    Re: Re: Guru Hoodoo

    Originally posted by kedaman

    stupidity is good for you
    Yeah but i strive too hard and always exceed my daily allowance.
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    Re: Re: Re: Guru Hoodoo

    Originally posted by beachbum

    Yeah but i strive too hard and always exceed my daily allowance.

    What is the safe daily dose?
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