Post Race!

[szlamany]

Wouldn't that be a Basters?

[thegreatone]

Guys, guys... I forgot who we were racing here...

[szlamany]

We've all forgotten...

Maybe the answer is "42"?

[thegreatone]

Yes, but, what was the question?

[szlamany]

Currently you are at 87 - I'm at 313.

You gotta start moving faster.

dday is 5th in the race right now...

[Shaggy Hiker]

The race was moribund for a long time. Now it isn't so moribund. I went from a trivial count to a non-trivial count. DDay went from a trivial count to an immoderate count.

[thegreatone]

Dirigible.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Who you calling a gas bag?

[dclamp]

Im at work. Is it lunch time yet?

[dday9]

I just got back from lunch, but then again I'm on CST so it's 1:40 right now.

[dclamp]

I am considering Chick Fil A for lunch.

[dday9]

Feel a what?

[thegreatone]

"Chick, feel a." a new fragrance by some popstar who became irrelevant a year ago.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I'm looking forwards to dinner.

[Gruff]

Chick Fil A.

Isn't that processed chicken parts molded into a bar with painted on grill marks?
That's what the Chick Fil A fast food places around here serve.

[dday9]

I'm looking forwards to dinner.

Me too, but I've become a fatty mcfatty.

[dday9]

I don't know if y'all've ever eaten Raising Canes, but they're amazing. The guy who came up with the business submitted it as a requirement for a class at LSU and the professor gave him like a C or something saying that just selling chicken fingers is not a good business model. Now he's worth millions!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Never even heard of it, so I suspect it is a southeast thing. We get west and northwest ideas, but not southeast.

[dday9]

To be honest, I think it's just a Louisiana thing. I've seen one whenever I went to Vegas, and I think that there's one in NYC, but that's about it... I think.

[Gruff]

Most of my ideas go South pretty fast. *Heh*

How about we make products from chicken beaks?
They just throw them away don't they?

We could start a new fad. Chicken beak jackets, belts, ear rings.

We wouldn't be talking turkey. We'd be talking Chicken.

[dclamp]

Chick-fil-a

[dday9]

Nah, I knew what you were talking about dclamp. I just say chick - "feel" - a with a long a. So what does the chick feel?

[dclamp]

Nah, I knew what you were talking about dclamp. I just say chick - "feel" - a with a long a. So what does the chick feel?

My chicken has no feelings. Its in my stomach.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Most of my ideas go South pretty fast. *Heh*

How about we make products from chicken beaks?
They just throw them away don't they?

We could start a new fad. Chicken beak jackets, belts, ear rings.

We wouldn't be talking turkey. We'd be talking Chicken.

It's a plucky idea.

[Shaggy Hiker]

A couple years back, I had a duck doorbell-ditch me. It was sitting on my stoop quacking periodically. Very strange. A year or two later, five chickens showed up in my yard. Last year I had a duck show up in the yard.

Do you think I might have a poultrygeist haunting me?

[dday9]

Poultrygeist is the name of a corny gory horror film with a lot of female's exposing their breast. Personally those are some of my favorite movies, the over the top bloody with some topless chicks thrown in there.

[FunkyDexter]

Somehow "Topless Chicks" sounds alot less fun when applied to a film about poultry.

[dclamp]

Mhmmm, I love me a good pair of breasts.

[dday9]

:^O dclamp! Such nudity! How dare you post a picture of a knife unsheathed here!

[dday9]

Somehow "Topless Chicks" sounds alot less fun when applied to a film about poultry.

The whole plot behind the story is that this couple decides to "make relations" in an ancient Indian bury ground and because of this the Indian's feel as though they've been disrespected. Then shortly after that, the girl goes to college and becomes a lesbian, but decides to go back and finds that a chicken restaurant has been built on that same burial ground. The spirits of the Indian's posses the chickens and then chickens start killing other people.

[FunkyDexter]

I have a feeling I might have seen it but not sure. I'm a bit of a fan of ridiculous B-Movies and I've watched so many they start to blend into one. For any other officianados out there I heartily recommend "Die You Zombie B***stards" as possibly the single most ridiculous film ever. It's even wierder than Sharknado. At one point the hero beats off a bunch of zombies using super heated cheese wheels. Ninja Squad is also a firm favourite.

[dday9]

I've actually heard of Die You Zombie B***stards, but have not watched it. Is it on Netflix?

[FunkyDexter]

Don't know. I've got it on DVD so never checked. Netflix isn't great for cheesy B Movies. Mind you, I'm basing that on the UK distribution and I believe you get a much better service in the States with loads of stuff that we don't get.

[dday9]

Oh yeah, there's tons of cheesy B rated movies on Netflix over here. That's probably the only reason I keep it, well that and I watch American Dad to fall asleep.

[Gruff]

A couple years back, I had a duck doorbell-ditch me. It was sitting on my stoop quacking periodically. Very strange. A year or two later, five chickens showed up in my yard. Last year I had a duck show up in the yard.

Do you think I might have a poultrygeist haunting me?

Duck, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Duck.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

[dclamp]

I am not a fan of B movies. Some are good but for the most part I don't enjoy them. I particularly like horror movie genre and it seems like Netflix is filled with lamed B-horror movies that i stop watching after a few minutes.

[dday9]

it seems like Netflix is filled with lamed B-horror movies that i stop watching after a few minutes.

Those are the ones I love!

My favorite so far: Nude Nuns with Big Guns. I think that the titles says it all. It's over the top gory.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Kung Fu Hustle. I'm not sure if it's a B movie, or an homage to B movies.

[dclamp]

Those are the ones I love!

My favorite so far: Nude Nuns with Big Guns. I think that the titles says it all. It's over the top gory.

I think I might have to watch that one tonight...

[Shaggy Hiker]

Sounds like a porno.