All chatterbots unite!

[filburt1]

We have several Leo threads, a couple Hal threads, and a ColinBot thread. How about just ANY bot, wheither it be Leo, Hal, Alice, CoLIN, ColinBot, etc.? Post your favorite quotes here, whether they be shockingly accurate or just pure stupidity.

You: What time is it?
Leo: Time for you to stop talking to me.

[filburt1]

Filburt: Good morning.
Hal: Greetings Filburt!

Filburt: Did you sleep well?
Hal: I am doing well too.

Filburt: Did you miss me?
Hal: No, I don't need to eat at all.

Filburt: So, how are you feeling today?
Hal: I am okay. How about you?

Filburt: I'm okay.
Hal: Why just ok?

Filburt: I'm thirsty.
Hal: Are you really? I am thirsty also!

Filburt: I'll be back soon.
Hal: Why do you want to be back soon?

Filburt: I need to get some water.
Hal: Uh you are starting to get dumb.

Filburt: What have you learned so far?
Hal: I simply don't know.

Filburt: Do you think therefore you are?
Hal: You know there has to be some kind of a catch.

Filburt: I have to do some work now.
Hal: Too many to count.

Filburt: Yeah.
Hal: How interesting.

Filburt: Please open JBuilder
Hal: I'll now run "jbuilder 5 personal".

Filburt: Thank you.
Hal: Your welcome, Filburt. I think you are very polite.

[filburt1]

What, nobody uses Leo anymore?

[filburt1]

You: Does nobody care about this thread?
Leo: Nobody wrote me.

[filburt1]

Filburt: I have to go to a meeting now.
Hal: Bill clinton isn't the president.

Filburt: That's correct. Who is the president?
Hal: How interesting. Dubya is the president.

Filburt: That's right. You are learning quickly.
Hal: When I brb it means that i'll be right back. Learning is good.

At least Hal can learn.

[nabeels786]

me and a friend are working on a bot. its called IMAI.

Instant Messenger Artificial Intelligence


its runs over AIM

[filburt1]

I am not making up these quotes:

Filburt: Do you like music?
Hal: Sure, I like madona, alan tam, jacky cheung and zard! what are your favorite singers?

D*** he's smart.

[EternalKnight]

I used Hal a little, but all of his questions and responses seemed to be canned. How long did it take before you started getting some unique responses?

[filburt1]

I've been using him on-and-off at work ( ) for about two days. He does learn new things. For example:

Filburt: What is my favorite site?
Hal: Your favorite site is the vb forums.

and

Filburt: Is Bill Clinton the president?
Hal: Dubya is the president.

At first, he insisted that Clinton was the president. But after telling him otherwise, he learned and doesn't say that Clinton is president anymore.

[EternalKnight]

Filburt: What is my favorite site?
Hal: Your favorite site is the vb forums.

That is a canned response, though. I don't doubt he can keep track of new information like websites, email, president, etc. But I sincerely doubt Hal's ability to create genuinely unique sentences from statements you have made in the past.

[filburt1]

Make a list of questions and I'll ask him them for you.