If you like your Ebola, you can keep it

[TysonLPrice]

I am terrified by the possibility that I will die from choking on some food. Heck, that almost took out W (or was it the elder Bush?), so it's not exactly rare. Some people do seem more prone to choking than others, and I don't appear to be one of them, but if somebody found me dead in my house from choking on a chip, I'd be so embarrased I'd just die.

Ebola??? That's not even on the radar. However, if you are going to die of that then you should rush right out there an snog that nurse (ok class, let's use our new vocabulary word compliments of the Post Race...though I already knew it). What you REALLY don't want to do is be something like the 10th or 20th person to die of the disease. Everybody knows the first few, but after that you don't even make the news. What a damn shame to go and die of an exotic disease and have everybody be like, "meh!"

How about Lou Gehrig? What are the odds of dying of a disease with the same name as you

[Shaggy Hiker]

How about Lou Gehrig? What are the odds of dying of a disease with the same name as you

Yeah!! What are the odds of THAT?!?!?!?

[TysonLPrice]

Yeah!! What are the odds of THAT?!?!?!?

Ironically, Lou had a lesser-known older brother named Allen, who contracted and died of the same condition. That's why, today, Lou Gehrig's disease is often referred to as AL's