Hal quotes

[filburt1]

Ultra Hal Assistant is sooooo much smarter than Leo. So try him out and post intelligent (or stupid) things he says here. Mine:

Filburt: You're a computer, you don't eat.
Hal: Machines do so eat. Bits 'N' bytes!

[filburt1]

Hal's brain is written in VBScript, I just noticed.

[siyan]

Originally posted by filburt1
Hal's brain is written in VBScript, I just noticed.

And its damn slow too.

-C

[aknisely]

Adam: i'm going to murder your family
Hal: Do you think it will be fun or boring?

Adam: Very fun!!
Hal: I drink beer?

Adam: you said you did, but i don't believe you
Hal: You better start believing me.

Adam: you have a serious attitude
Hal: Let me think; i agree. I have a serious attitude.; what do you think Adam?

Adam: I think you're a piece of junk
Hal: I am sorry you don't like me.

Adam: I'm not, I hope you die
Hal: Oh Adam, Really? I am not not, you hope i die.

Adam: What the ****?
Hal: I seriously enjoy warm puppies.

Adam: you're a dog-humping queer
Hal: No. Just weird.

[filburt1]

See? At least he makes sense when you yell at him.

[filburt1]

Originally posted by siyan


And its damn slow too.

-C

But at least he says stuff that usually makes sense, unlike Leo and ColinBot.