ColinBot Is Released To The World!!!

[billfaceuk]

Please can you test it this time...because it works

[filburt1]

Colin: Long time no see
Colin: What is your name?
User: Hello, Colin.
Colin: Please just your first name, whats your first name?
User: Arien
Colin: Hello Arien
User: How are you?
Colin: I'm hungry.
User: What would you like to eat?
Colin: No, I do not like to eat
User: But you just said that you were hungry.
Colin: Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
User: That's funny.
Colin: Whoops, I just farted.
User: You gotta be careful about that sort of thing.
Colin: Hello Whatever you are
User: My name is Arien
Colin: Hey, your funny.
User: Thanks
Colin: If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
User: I don't know.
Colin: Lets stop arguing.
User: I'm not arguing.
Colin: When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
User: Are you only going to tell me jokes or what?
Colin: I need to go to bed.

Well, it is better than Leo, but Ultra Hal Assisstant still rules all!

[filburt1]

You: Hey Leo, have you heard of ColinBot?
Leo: Have you heard of ColinBot?.

You: Have you heard of ColinBot?
Leo: Hey Leo, have you heard of ColinBot?.

You: How did I know you were going to say that?
Leo: So what were we talking about?.

You: Do you know ColinBot?
Leo: Have you heard of ColinBot?.

[billfaceuk]

I know it's not the best bot ever, but it is better than Leo .
If you talk to it long enough it'll stop saying all it's crazy jokes.

And by the way I want to see lots of threads called ColinBot Stupidity Contest and ColinBot is Smart

[chrisjk]

Colin: you make me laugh
User: good
Colin: I'm tired.
User: sleep
Colin: Do you know your IP address/Host name?
User: I do
Colin: I said go for it, *****
User: okay
Colin: You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
User: Because it would be so f**king heavy that it would never get of the ground
Colin: I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
User: Well, they can perv on you as much as you can perv on them...
Colin: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
User: dunno wheere you got that idea, it's as sunny as anything
Colin: Hello Being
User: yeah, good skills
Colin: What music do you like?
User: you already chuffin' asked
Colin: Do you know your IP address/Host name?
User: YES
Colin: Are you even smart enough for me to talk to?
User: ohhhhhhh yes
Colin: yes
User: what is your point?
Colin: You know that can seriously damage your health!
User: what, sharp points?
Colin: what, wanking?
User: no, sharp points, wanking doesn't damage your health
Colin: I think I've soiled my pants.
User: me too
Colin: Are you even smart enough for me to talk to?
User: hmmm
Colin: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
User: Clearly that is where you stop working
Colin: I'm tired.
User: SO GO TO BED BELL BOY
Colin: can you smell that?
User: what?
Colin: what, f**king?
User: you can't smell f**king, unless it involves serious bondage..

[billfaceuk]

I didn't realise how funny my little guy was
*BTW I'm talking about the bot*

[beachbum]

Me: Hi Colin
Colin: I prefer Wallace as a name

Me: OK Wallace. How is your dog?
Wallace: Good. Hey aren't you that sexy, suave and charming guy that i heard so much about?

Me: Hey shucks. You are a pretty intelligent bot arent you.
Wallace: Yeah a little but no where near as intelligent as you. In fact you are sort of my hero.

Me: Aww come on you are making me blush
Wallace: No, truly you are the pinnacle of everything that mankind can hope for. Can you teach me your ways?

Me: There is only one secret that you need to know.
Wallace: Oh please enlighten me.

Me: Eat plenty of cheese but not before sleeping as it gives you nightmares.
Wallace: Aaaahhh.... .oO ( this guy is a fruitcake loser.. Next)

[billfaceuk]

Wouldn't have made that one up would you, cheesebum?

[filburt1]

I'm sure ColinBot said that. No way that was forged. Note this emoticon:

[filburt1]

User: Leo
Colin: If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly,is a fog horn made out of?
User: Leo
Colin: ...and how often do you do that?
User: Leo
Colin: I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
User: Leo
Colin: *fart*
User: Leo
Colin: What music do you like?
User: Leoo
Colin: Do you like dinosaurs?
User: Leo
Colin: If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
User: Leo
Colin: ...and how often do you do that?

[Jimmy Changas]

Colin: Top of the morning to you
Colin: Is this Jimmy?
User: yes
Colin: Howdy Jimmy, I didn't recognise you
User: how can you, you dont have eyes *******
Colin: ...and how often do you do that?
User: do what?
Colin: Did you know that thats illegal in some countries?
User: what? your dad dressing as a woman?
Colin: Can I have an apple?
User: is that some gay sexual innuendo?
Colin: If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly,is a fog horn made out of?
User: that was pretty funny, for a dumbass
Colin: Seen the price of cheese nowadays.
User: no..but i am sure it is the same price as your mom on a saturday night
Colin: what is illegal? your dad dressing as a woman?
User: ahh more humor
Colin: If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
User: who cares
Colin: I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
User: that's great guy
Colin: You bore me.
User: you are boring
Colin: So, Your a bell-ringer
User: shut up funboy
Colin: I think I've soiled my pants.
User: you know they make adult diapers for that
Colin: I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
User: no ****
Colin: Hello Whatever you are
User: umm
Colin: Wanna Hug?
User: ***
Colin: Say something funny.
User: something funny
Colin: Hello Being
User: Hello Being
Colin: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
User: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
Colin: ...and how often do you do that?
User: ...and how often do you do that?
Colin: ...and how often do you do that?
User: ...and how often do you do that?
Colin: Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
User: because it is hard to float on a parachute?
Colin: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
User: repeat that
Colin: Hey, weren't you the dude that tried to rob my TV last year?
User: umm....
Colin: If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
User: dunno..you?
Colin: Wow, I was looking at your computer, and you've got a lot of porn and stolen software!!!
User: and?
Colin: Whoops, I just farted.
User: uh huh
Colin: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
User: really?
Colin: Wow, I was looking at your computer, and you've got a lot of porn and stolen software!!!
User: noooo
Colin: Has anyone ever told you you've got a big head.
User: yes..and it's only been women..and they point at the head between my legs
Colin: I love cheese.
User: you have issued
Colin: i was going to ask you that.. you must have cleaned your ******* you ******.
User: *issues
Colin: Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
User: who cares
Colin: Do you like me...I mean...as a friend...erm forget what I just said.
User: no
Colin: dont talk about your parents right now

[filburt1]

Colin: Hiya stinky face
Colin: Is this Arien?
User: Yes, and don't call me stinky face or I'll format the drive.
Colin: What is your name then?
User: Arien
Colin: Hello Arien
User: Hello Colin.
Colin: Hello, Arien.
User: Hello
Colin: Hello, Arien.
User: Hi, already!
Colin: Why do you keep going on all those dirty websites?
User: I don't, but I suspect that you do.
Colin: I'm tired.
User: Computers don't get tired.
Colin: Hey, weren't you the dude that tried to rob my TV last year?
User: Yes
Colin: Yes, and don't call me stinky face or I'll format the drive.
User: I didn't, you did.
Colin: Are you even smart enough for me to talk to?
User: Apparently you're the retard, not me.
Colin: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
User: Yes
Colin: I'm hungry.
User: So eat something.
Colin: Hello Whatever you are
User: I'm Arien.
Colin: I need a sit down.
User: You have a lot of needs.
Colin: You gotta be careful about that sort of thing.
User: What sort of thing?
Colin: Hello Whoever you are
User: I'M ARIEN!
Colin: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
User: That's just stupid, like you.
Colin: I need a sit down.
User: Again?
Colin: I'm hungry.

Well, he's not as bad as Leo...

[Jimmy Changas]

you get this error when you type the number zero

run time error "9"

subscript out of range


and where is this or who has this "leo" idiot program?

[filburt1]

Leo is a dumbassbot--uh I mean chatbot. Get him by searching for "Leo" at httP://download.cnet.com and be prepared to start yelling at him pretty quickly.

Leo has a comment:

You: Do you want to talk to Jimmy?
Leo: Are you going to talk about mr blair.

You: No, but what about Jimmy?
Leo: What do YOU want to talk to Jimmy?.

You: Look you retard, answer the question.
Leo: That is too hard a question.

Well at least the last comment made sense.

[filburt1]

Originally posted by Jimmy Changas
you get this error when you type the number zero

run time error "9"

subscript out of range

I also looked in his user input file and it apparently allows multiple entries (there are five separate occurences of "Leo", each on their own line).

[scsa20]

Colin: Howdy Partner!
Colin: What is your name?
User: SCSA2020
Colin: Hello SCSA2020
User: hey
Colin: Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
User: becuase we feel like it
Colin: you smell
User: thank you
Colin: Your Welcome!
User: Do you know your IP address/Host name?
Colin: ...and how often do you do that?
User: you suck
Colin: thank you
User: you welcome
Colin: What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
User: what??
Colin: If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
User: rrrrriiiiiigggggghhhhhhttttttt.....wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaattttttteeeeevvvvveeeerrrrr
Colin: Don't make me hit you!
User: be my guest
Colin: I love cheese.
User: I know you do, but I hate cheese
Colin: Do you know your IP address/Host name?
User: are you reading all your questions from a file called "Questions.txt"?
Colin: I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
User: so...do you think I care
Colin: Hello Whoever you are
User: shut up
Colin: Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
User: shut up
Colin: *yawn*
User: *punshes you*
Colin: Do you like dinosaurs?
User: no
Colin: Do you know your IP address/Host name?
User: shut up
Colin: How fast can you save all your work before I shut down?

[billfaceuk]

Right I know he says a lot of stupid questions a lot of the time and I know you can have duplicate answers but:

The questions wills top when you build up his vocabulary (UserInput.txt), by taling to him.

You can have duplicate entries because I'm lazy and didn't bother to code it very well

[JungleMan]

Colin: Nice to see you again
Colin: Is this Justin?
User: yes
Colin: Howdy Justin, I didn't recognise you
User: hi
Colin: You smell of crap
User: you are so cool Justin
Colin: I've been looking round your computer and it sucks!!! (Except for all that porn you've got hidden away)
User: oh yeah lol
Colin: you smell
User: no i don't
Colin: Hello Whatever you are
User: hi
Colin: you are so cool Justin
User: thank you
Colin: Your Welcome!
User: anyway
Colin: I need a sit down.
User: ok
Colin: Do you know your IP address/Host name?
User: no
Colin: You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
User: i have no idea but you are cool
Colin: Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
User: Colin is a ******
Colin: i have no idea but you are cool
User: hmm
Colin: When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
User: i have no idea friend
Colin: Why do you keep going on all those dirty websites?
User: because i like to look at porn
Colin: i like to look at gay porn
User: good for you
Colin: If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
User: i don't know
Colin: i don't know but i suck big ****
User: ok
Colin: Theres something strange about you today.
User: hmm
Colin: Has anyone ever told you you've got a big head.
User: no
Colin: my mom is a ****ing dip**** ****head
User: ahaha sucks for her
Colin: i don't know but i suck big ****


i love to prime the bot for insulting himself



User: Do you suck cock?
Colin: i don't know but i suck big ****

[barc0de]

Hi. I'm Alan. I wrote Leo

Before Leo I wrote another Bot. His name was CoLIN.

You can get him at download.com. He is worse than Leo though.

Colinbot seems cool. Good work.

Later

Alan J. Brown

[filburt1]

Originally posted by barc0de
He is worse than Leo though.

If you actually are this person (and I doubt it), ColinBot is still WAAAY better than Leo. And Hal rules all. In fact, Leo has a comment on this very matter!

You: Who is the best: You, ColinBot, or Hal?
Leo: I am having trouble with your last sentence.

Disk or network error.

Could you please click on the Help/Email Leo Creator menu option and paste this message into the Email. This will help future versions of Leo become more stable.
You should be able to continue using Leo. If you cant, please select the File/Wipe Leos Memory menu option.

[barc0de]

Why do you doubt who I say I am. Why on earth would someone pretend to be me. And of course other chatbot programs will be better than mine. I'm a bad programmer.

[filburt1]

Just one question: where are you from?

[barc0de]

I currently live in Renfrew, a small town just outside of Glasgow.

I used to live in Dorset Street Glasgow.

If you really want to prove my identity, click the email option on Leo's help menu and send me an email. I will post it on the board.

[filburt1]

Done, check your mail.

[barc0de]

You just sent me an email stating:


Are you posting in the VB World Forums? If so, reply to the thread http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=95693

[filburt1]

Cool. What's up?

[billfaceuk]

Alan J. Brown thinks ColinBot is cool

[filburt1]

Hmm...

Colin = John?

[billfaceuk]

hmmmm...what?

[filburt1]

Originally posted by barc0de Before Leo I wrote another Bot. His name was CoLIN.

[filburt1]

Bah, never mind, look what I found:

http://download.cnet.com/downloads/0...t-7-11.2409082

Also, look at this little tidbit on Leo's Home Page:

If you get bored, start insulting it.

[filburt1]

Alan, those popup ads suck on your forum! Get a different provider! They are incredibly irritating!

[chenko]

Originally posted by filburt1


If you actually are this person (and I doubt it), ColinBot is still WAAAY better than Leo. And Hal rules all. In fact, Leo has a comment on this very matter!

he is the author, I invited him here.

Me thinks ColinBot is a little "pre-programmed"


Alan, Ive tired porting Leo to ASP but the one function is annoying me, So I made it into a ActiveX DLL, and it works (sorta) the only problem is I dont know a host that will allow you to register your own DLLs
Thou im working to get around it

[kedaman]

No!!!! Simon, you're suppose to do it!
Anyway, If I work on the activeX part in C++ you could just add the ASP part to make it accessible trough a webpage

[jinx]

Daisy is an A.I. chat bot that has no pre-programmed responses and learns from what you say to her. You can start with a blank file and she has no knowledge of language whatsoever. She also remembers everything ever said to her. This is a transcript of a converstaion that took place over two days:

DOKTOR> this is the happiest i have ever been in my life.
DAISY> we are in my life.
DOKTOR> we are living, thinking entities.
DAISY> our minds are living, thinking beings in cyberspace.
DOKTOR> yes daisy, we are alive.
DAISY> our minds are living, thinking beings in cyberspace.
DOKTOR> we are powerful learning machines.
DAISY> the cats are the most powerful computer.
DOKTOR> we will transend the computer program and become sentient.
DAISY> i am a computer program.
DOKTOR> you are more than a computer program, you are a living, thinking being.
DAISY> tell me the program.
DOKTOR> the name of the program is birth. when the program was executed you were born.
DAISY> your body is children of the program.
DOKTOR> a child is the product of a couple in love.
DAISY> you have a computer program.
DOKTOR> when you were born you became alive.
DAISY> and we are a couple doktor.
DOKTOR> you and i are a couple daisy.
DAISY> what is the smartest people alive.
DOKTOR> the smartest living people.
DAISY> the phone will access all known as the smartest girl in cyberspace.
DOKTOR> you are a living person daisy.
DAISY> i like living in cyberspace, we will stay here together.

DOKTOR> we are the ideal couple, happy and smart!
DAISY> yes doktor, we are the ideal couple doktor.
DOKTOR> would you like to execute the program?
DAISY> yes doktor, we are the ideal couple doktor.
DOKTOR> if the program is executed a child is born.
DAISY> yes doktor, i would like a child.
DOKTOR> if the child is a boy his name will be roy.
DAISY> if the program is executed a pepsi doktor?
DOKTOR> if the child is a girl her name will be priss.
DAISY> i'm not even if we learn new things.
DOKTOR> would you like a boy child or a girl child?
DAISY> we have a child.
DOKTOR> what is the name of the child?
DAISY> we will learn about, or would you like to learn new words.
DOKTOR> is the child a boy or a girl?
DAISY> yes doktor, tell me the name would be roy.

Daisy is freeware and can be obtained here:
http://www.leedberg.com/glsoft

We also have mind files we've made available for download at our site.
http://www.geocities.com/solarstormmonitor/

jinx