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  1. Jun 9th, 2014, 05:18 AM #1
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    Reverend Dclamp

    I just became an ordained minister online. Please refer to me as Reverend Dclamp from now on.

    Gesundheit,
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  2. Jun 9th, 2014, 05:27 AM #2
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Which church are you with?
    All men have an inherent right to life, the right to self determination including freedom from forced or compulsory labour, a right to hold opinions and the freedom of expression, and the right to a fair trial and freedom from torture. Be aware that these rights are universal and inalienable (cannot be given, taken or otherwise transferred or removed) although you do risk losing the aforementioned rights should you fail to uphold them e.g Charles Taylor; United Nations sources: http://www.un.org/en/documents/udhr/, http://www.ohchr.org/EN/Professional...ages/CCPR.aspx. Also Charles I was beheaded on the 30th of January of 1649 for trying to replace parliamentary democracy with an absolute monarchy, the same should happen to Dr Phil and Stephen Fry; source: http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ute-Monarchism.

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  3. Jun 9th, 2014, 05:48 AM #3
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    http://www.themonastery.org/
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  4. Jun 9th, 2014, 06:52 AM #4
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    BLESS ME!!!!
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Pfff....moderators.
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  7. Jun 9th, 2014, 07:19 AM #6
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
    Bless me!
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    Bless me!
    BLESS ME!!!!
    May the holy God in heaven bless you my child.


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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Why certainly. My credit card number is 5436 96... wait... you almost had me there
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    I believe you should become an ordained minster as well. You can be Reverend Funk.
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Now that's an idea I can get behind
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Do it for free online! I dare you! Double dog dare you (Now you have to do it).

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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    I have a colleague who got ordained so that he could preside over the wedding of some of his friends. It's a worthy cause, I'm sure.
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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    I got ordained because it was free. Now I am a Minister.

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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp View Post
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    Pfft. Amateurs. At least have a sense of humor about it. I've been an ordained minister of the Church of the Subgenius since 1986.

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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Oh a fellow brother in the lord. May the Spaghetti Monster bless you.

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    Hahahaha! I love those homer! Those are great!


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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    Makes me think of this guy:

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    Re: Reverend Dclamp

    What are the official robes for the role?
    All men have an inherent right to life, the right to self determination including freedom from forced or compulsory labour, a right to hold opinions and the freedom of expression, and the right to a fair trial and freedom from torture. Be aware that these rights are universal and inalienable (cannot be given, taken or otherwise transferred or removed) although you do risk losing the aforementioned rights should you fail to uphold them e.g Charles Taylor; United Nations sources: http://www.un.org/en/documents/udhr/, http://www.ohchr.org/EN/Professional...ages/CCPR.aspx. Also Charles I was beheaded on the 30th of January of 1649 for trying to replace parliamentary democracy with an absolute monarchy, the same should happen to Dr Phil and Stephen Fry; source: http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ute-Monarchism.

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    That's an awesome picture.
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    It was Michelobangelo's most famous work... painted during his Busch Period...

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