Bluetoothbrush... Bluetooth Tooth Brush

[dclamp]

"Kolibree: The World's First Connected Electric Toothbrush"

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...oth?ref=footer


Shaggy, what do you think. IoT/IoE is among us... Connect your toothbrush to the internet.

[namrekka]

OMG.....Sharing toothbrush info.
This will change the world indeed.

Isn't anything private anymore?

[JuggaloBrotha]

Sign me up! I need more stuff to share on Facebook.

[Shaggy Hiker]

No WAY!! I don't want my dentist checking up on my brushing habits.

[dclamp]

"Have you been brushing"

"Yes"

"I checked your Twitter and Instagram feed... You are not brushing as much as you should be.."

[namrekka]

This morning 4.25 mins. Just want to share.

[dclamp]

*Liked*

If that were posted on facebook, I would like it.

[FunkyDexter]

As solutions without problems go this one's a doozy.

[dclamp]

The problem is that my toothbrush doesnt update my twitter.

This fixes it.

[namrekka]

Grrrr.......

[dclamp]

Grrrr.......

Is that the model with Wifi?

[FunkyDexter]

What next, bluetooth toilet paper?

[dclamp]

Well not the toilet paper directly. But the holder. The holder will email you when its empty, or even order more toilet paper on amazon for you, have it delivered before its gone.

[FunkyDexter]

Well how's my Doctor going to know I'm maintaining a healthy diet then?

Actually, I've realised I'm thinking too small for the IoT world. I don't need Bluetooth toilet paper, I need a blutooth colon.

[namrekka]

Is that the model with Wifi?

I guess someone hacked my toothbrush and installed some rootkit!

[Shaggy Hiker]

What next, bluetooth toilet paper?

I have a swype app for that.



I tried that bluetooth for the holder thing, but it decided to go nuts while I was on vacaction and I came home to a house stuffed full of moon floss, Amazon had sent me a complimentary beverage, and Google bots had picked up on the activity such that incontinence treatment ads followed me around the web for a year.

None of that is true, but one day...it will be for DClamp....except that by then he can change his name to BClench.

[JuggaloBrotha]

Grrrr.......

Chewbacca's toothbrush?

[Lord Orwell]

Well how's my Doctor going to know I'm maintaining a healthy diet then?

Actually, I've realised I'm thinking too small for the IoT world. I don't need Bluetooth toilet paper, I need a blutooth colon.

this already exists in urinal format in japan (of course)

[Lord Orwell]

Grrrr.......

3 stupid comments come to mind.
1. I don't remember colgate having that much fiber
2. If you are getting those results you aren't doing it right.
3. It's a tooth brush not a hair brush.