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  1. Aug 5th, 2001, 03:42 AM #1
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    Funny Book Quotes

    OK everybody, post the funniest quotes you have from any books you've read
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds
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  2. Aug 5th, 2001, 02:24 PM #2
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    See Spot. See Spot Run. Run Spot, Run!
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  3. Aug 5th, 2001, 02:32 PM #3
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    "Jack fell down and broke his crown"

    since when does a little kid wear a crown? If he is a king/prince, then why is he running to get water???
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  4. Aug 5th, 2001, 02:35 PM #4
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    Crown means your head. Presumably, Jack's head was split open in a bloody mess half way down the hill. They put 200 stiches in him and he could never walk again.
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    Aw, poor wittle guy.

    Check this out, though: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
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  7. Aug 5th, 2001, 02:40 PM #6
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    lol...
    I don't think you can read this in a minute: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute....odyssey.shtml

    but then again...
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  8. Aug 5th, 2001, 02:41 PM #7
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    Speed reading.

    This is my favorite one: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute....catcher.shtml
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    By the way, I know what a crown meant in that phrase. Just said that for fun.
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  11. Aug 5th, 2001, 02:46 PM #9
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    That was... really lame.
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  12. Aug 5th, 2001, 03:17 PM #10
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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  13. Aug 5th, 2001, 10:27 PM #11
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    What I don't understand is, how they fixed his crown (whether it's a king-type or a skull-type!) with vinegar and brown paper.
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  14. Aug 5th, 2001, 11:51 PM #12
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    dunno but it had to hurt ?
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  15. Aug 5th, 2001, 11:54 PM #13
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    "come the revolution, these would be the first people to be lined up against the wall" - Hitch hikers Huide to the galaxy

    "The Revolution came, and they were the first people to be lined up against the wall" - Galatica encyclopedia
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