Post Race!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Really I did it for the experience otherwise I probably would've charged a bit more. It's still a nifty little program that uses XML for storage rather than a database. Remember the question I had yesterday about serialization? It was in relation to that program.

I figured that out.

[Shaggy Hiker]

-clears throat and starts to sweat-
Well you see....
-ZING! Outta here!-

Figured that, too.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Ship him a rotten fish. After all, you didn't get much for the program, so he can't be expecting much for that code. A rotten fish is pretty clearly "not much", but it's most definitely not nothing.

[Niya]

-clears throat and starts to sweat-
Well you see....
-ZING! Outta here!-

Hey get back here!!! Police!!!

[Niya]

Ship him a rotten fish. After all, you didn't get much for the program, so he can't be expecting much for that code. A rotten fish is pretty clearly "not much", but it's most definitely not nothing.

As long as its a big fish.

[dday9]

Like a reel big fish?

[Niya]

Like a reel big fish?

lol.....Shaggy has rubbed off on you.

[dday9]

Lol, I suppose so.

[dday9]

So Boudreaux was sitting in class the other day and as a creative thinking assignment the teacher placed a brink on her desk.

The teacher asked the little girl sitting up front, "What do you see in this brick?" The little girl replied "My daddy 'cause he's a construction worker."

The teach asked the little boy sitting behind her, "What do you see in this brick?" The little boy replied "Home, 'cause my house is made out of brick."

The teacher noticed ol' Boudreaux snoozing in the back and yelled to him, "Boudreaux, what do you see in this brick?" Boudreaux woke up and meekly replied "Nekked girls."

The teacher got upset and grabbed him by the ear and said, "Now Boudreaux why did you say that?" Boudreaux replied back "Mais dat's what I always tink 'bout"

[Shaggy Hiker]

Honesty will get you nowhere.

[dday9]

Honesty will get you nowhere.

Honey, does this make me look fat?
Honey, did you get our child's immunizations done?
Honey, where's the money from our savings?

All things that you need to lie about sometimes right?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I have a friend who's wife made FAR more than he did. He kept a little stash of money in his "gun fund". Once he had enough, he'd buy another gun and sneak it into the safe. He figured that she never counted the guns in the safe.

I've never understood that about hunters anyways. I prefer that a fishing lure be effective for multiple kinds of fish, but hunters seem to have one specific shotgun/rifle/handgun for every species that they could hunt, or that anybody could ever have hunted. I think that some of my friends have a wooly mammoth gun, just in case the cloning attempt is successful.

[dday9]

Lol. Personally I only have 2 guns: a 16 guage I use for rabbits and squirrels and then a .22 that uses both LR and shorts. But I need a new gun to replace the .22 since you can't hardly find any ammo any more for them.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought the ammo shortage was history?

I think you should get a 12 gauge and use buckshot for squirrels. It's hunting and hamburger in one good shot.

[dday9]

I thought the ammo shortage was history?

Nope, not in South Louisiana. I have yet to find a store that can keep .22 ammo for more than a day. I got lucky last time and the supply truck just stopped by. I waited in line for 1/2 an hour to be limited to only one box of either 25, 50, or 100. I bought the 25 for $4! That is ridiculous considering that I use to purchase 100 for $2 a little less than a year and a half ago.

Believe it or not but my brother uses a 12 gauge with a buck shot and 2 bird shots behind that just in case. Of course he couldn't hit water if he jumped in a bayou too.

[dday9]

Today was a very productive day. I...

Went grocery shopping with the baby
Went to Nederland, TX. and bought and accordion
Visited my brother for his 20th birthday
And finally finished my tutorial website!

[dday9]

I want all y'all to check out the website: http://vbprogramming.host22.com/Website/home.html

[szlamany]

Have you ever played an accordion?

[dday9]

A little bit. But only on other people's for about an hour at a time. So not enough to get good.

[dclamp]

Lol. Personally I only have 2 guns: a 16 guage I use for rabbits and squirrels and then a .22 that uses both LR and shorts. But I need a new gun to replace the .22 since you can't hardly find any ammo any more for them.

.22 is still rare everywhere... Every once in a while I will see one box on the shelf... surprised it was even there. Thats why I bought an AR15 instead of a .22 rifle. There is plenty of .223 and 5.56 around...

[szlamany]

A little bit. But only on other people's for about an hour at a time. So not enough to get good.

I've only played little ones - novelty like. Have a weird scale run with fingers from what I recall - direction breaks in the middle - right?

I usually play the piano - love to pickup a different instrument to see if I can figure out how to play silly stuff.

You got to play things like the theme from the godfather on a accordion - go right to type...

[szlamany]

Add a firearm to that picture and you are all set...

[dclamp]

A little bit. But only on other people's for about an hour at a time. So not enough to get good.

Mama's got a squeezebox that she wears on her chest. And when daddy gets home, he never gets no rest. Because she's playing all night. And the musics alright...

Mama's got a squeezebox... Daddy never sleeps at night

[szlamany]

I saw this in 1982 - Shea Stadium

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1s...box-1982_music

Check out this video - that crowd on the floor of the stadium - I was in that crowd. 70,000 people in Queens, NY - wild drive leaving the concert that night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcGTULs7nU

[dclamp]

I saw this in 1982 - Shea Stadium

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1s...box-1982_music

Check out this video - that crowd on the floor of the stadium - I was in that crowd. 70,000 people on Queens, NY - wild drive leaving the concert that night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcGTULs7nU

Watching... I wanted to see The Who so bad. They came to Orange County last year but I didnt have a chance to see them...

[dday9]

Mama's got a squeezebox that she wears on her chest. And when daddy gets home, he never gets no rest. Because she's playing all night. And the musics alright...

Mama's got a squeezebox... Daddy never sleeps at night

mais look at that!

go on and squeeze me!

[dclamp]

I saw this in 1982 - Shea Stadium

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1s...box-1982_music

Check out this video - that crowd on the floor of the stadium - I was in that crowd. 70,000 people in Queens, NY - wild drive leaving the concert that night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcGTULs7nU

That crowd is huge. Semi jealous. I think i see you too...


btw. you were at that concert 9 years before I was born. Just to add some perspective.

[dclamp]

and looks like The Who will be doing on final tour in 2015. Will have to see that for sure.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...-2015-20131029

[dclamp]

I also have to see my boy Lil Wayne on tour too...

[dday9]

My younger brother got to see them when the Saints won the Super Bowl. Lucky bastard.

[dclamp]

This is one for all you constantly bored people.

The highest number of replies I have so far seen to a post is 300 ish. Anybody fancy trying to hit 1000?

Come On, You Know You Want To!

For the record... I think we may have gone over 1000 by a hair...

[Niya]

52514 replies......CyberSurfer would be so proud.

[Shaggy Hiker]

You went to Nerdland to buy an accordian?

I'm just not quite sure what to say about that.

[dclamp]

52514 replies......CyberSurfer would be so proud.

Your calculations are off... its 52516...

[Niya]

Your calculations are off... its 52516...

No yours is off, its 52517

[dclamp]

No yours is off, its 52517

We were both wrong. Seems its at 52518. I think there might be a bug in the system... perhaps the admin should look into it.

[szlamany]

Heisenberg anyone?

[dclamp]

Heisenberg anyone?

Heisenberg was a BAMF...

"I have information related to the Walter White case"
"May I ask who is calling?"
"Walter White"

[Niya]

"I'm not in danger. I am the danger" - Walter White

[Niya]

"Better call Saul" - Saul Goodman