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  1. Jan 2nd, 2014, 04:22 PM #1
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    Exclamation What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Wal-Mart recalls donkey product in China after fox meat scandal!


    (Reuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's largest retailer, has recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals, the U.S. company said.

    Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the tainted "Five Spice" donkey meat and is helping local food and industry agencies in eastern Shandong province investigate its Chinese supplier, it said late on Wednesday in official posts on China's Twitter-like Weibo. The Shandong Food and Drug Administration earlier said the product contained fox meat.
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  2. Jan 2nd, 2014, 06:09 PM #2
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    What did the fox say?
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Guess I haven't been in a Walmart in a while.
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    New twist on the old joke favorite: Waiter, there's a fox in my donkey...


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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Keep your voice down sir, or everyone'll want one.
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  7. Jan 3rd, 2014, 11:20 AM #6
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    That's one foxy piece of


    well, let's just not finish that thought.
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  8. Jan 3rd, 2014, 12:04 PM #7
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    good one Shag...


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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by techgnome View Post
    good one Shag...


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  11. Jan 4th, 2014, 12:06 PM #9
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Heck with being sly. I got myself a timeout for an earlier off-color pun.
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Heck with being sly. I got myself a timeout for an earlier off-color pun.
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    If we're in to English Only jokes:-

    A geordie goes to his tailor "What clothes have you got from the 70s?"
    "How about a kipper tie?"
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    Geordie? Brummie, surely?
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  15. Jan 8th, 2014, 03:40 AM #13
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    Re: What? There's a fox in my donkey?

    Hey, I'm from Hampshire so I view the two as pretty much interchangable

    A Geordie is hired as a scout by the seventh cavalry. One day he reports that he can hear drums in the distance. "Are they war drums?" asks his commander. "No, mon, they're theirs"
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