Post Race!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Quite a bit better. However, I'm shocked that you would edit a post in the Post Race. The whole point is the number of posts, so saying it again seems more reasonable. Still, it IS a better statement.

[Pc Monk]

it was written in another language so i had to translate it. after i post it , noticed that there's a problem with the translation so i edit it.
guess imma copy and it paste it everyday in post race since i never get tired reading it

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's not all that long, so if you did get tired reading that, it might be a sign of some other problem.

[dday9]

me and the zoloft get along just fine

[Shaggy Hiker]

Don't mess with the zoloft!

Wasn't that a movie?

[dday9]

Lol, no that was don't mess with the Zohan.

[dday9]

Don't mess with the Zoloft is a song by Dance Gavin Dance.

[Pc Monk]

Some people hope for hereafter without any good deeds , delay their repentance with their long wishes , talk like scholar but in behave they just like worldiness , If blessings be on him, is not enough and privation is not acceptable for him ,not thankfull from what hit him , and seeking indulgence from whats left

[Pc Monk]

its good to start our new day with it isnt ?

[FunkyDexter]

Unfortunately Louisiana uses Napoleonic law

so if he's found guilty he'll have to invade Russia? That seems a bit steppe.

[dday9]

so if he's found guilty he'll have to invade Russia? That seems a bit steppe.

Then exiled twice, can't forget that.

[dday9]

Yeah Louisiana's a bit different...

[dday9]

We operate under Napoleonic law and we have parishes instead of counties.

[Shaggy Hiker]

so if he's found guilty he'll have to invade Russia? That seems a bit steppe.

Most excellent.

[Shaggy Hiker]

We operate under Napoleonic law and we have parishes instead of counties.

Parish the thought, you no count Louisianans.

[dday9]

Parish the thought, you no count Louisianans.

:0

Egad!

[Shaggy Hiker]

I was trying to come up with some kind of funny statement about Napoleanic law, but just couldn't. Then FD came up with an excellent reply. I just couldn't see how your law was a mixture of strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla.

[dday9]

I have so much fun programming!

[dday9]

I just couldn't see how your law was a mixture of strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla

Ha, that took me a second.

[FunkyDexter]

I was trying to come up with some kind of funny statement about Napoleanic law, but just couldn't

I was russian to post one before you.

[dday9]

I'm going to be franc with y'all. Those were pretty good.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Oooo, that was right on the money.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Good thing you had enough cents not to pound the wrong currency.

At least Napolean got to the capital. The Germans also invaded Russia, but did na zi Moscow, except from a distance (that pun makes more sense when spoken).

[dday9]

Yeah, I had to read that one nein times before I got it.

[Niya]

Hate to interrupt, but can anyone tell me where the bathroom is ?

[dday9]

The bathroom? That's over by the showers.

[dday9]

I feel bad about that one...

[Shaggy Hiker]

Reminds me of a story from out here. A buddy of mine hired a seasonal guy to live in a remote camp trailer that had a gray water hookup but not a black water hookup. Therefore, he could use the sink, shower, and the like, but there was no sewer facilities. He told the guy that he couldn't use the toilet, but he could use the shower. A couple weeks later, he stopped by on a warm day and found that the guy HAD gotten his wires crossed and thought that he was to use the shower as a toilet (liquid only, fortunately). It was totally full and fermenting.

[dunfiddlin]

Fermenting? Then the guy had bigger problems than which receptacle to use if I may be a little candida than usual! To be fair a lot of people are still confused by the difference between bathing facilities such as hot tub and Jacuzzi. A hot tub is, of course, a large tub filled with hot aerated water used for recreation or physical therapy whereas Jaccuzi is the Italian translation of a famous open letter published by Emile Zola.

[dday9]

So it's safe to say that if anyone mentions Jacuzzi to you when they meant hot tub, they'll be in some hot water?

[dday9]

Whaa Bam! I'm on a roll today!

[dunfiddlin]

Let's just say they'll be going down in my esteamation!

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought you were going somewhere else with that, but I don't feel like explaining that statement, so I guess I won't. It's the post race, though, so here I am saying that I'm not going to explain myself.

[dday9]

It's the post race. I can do...

[dday9]

this

[dday9]

over

[dday9]

and.

[dday9]

over.

[dunfiddlin]

Yes. Yes, you can. The thermo-nuclear missile now speeding toward you is merely a mark of my appreciation!

[Shaggy Hiker]

My nuclear thermos missile is also on its way.