The Golden Chair

[Shaggy Hiker]

Barreling down the bowling lane.
Whilst all around the minstrels dew
Doth encase an emerald stain
Whoes part, and whole, in sorrow flew.

When chanst upon the golden font
And tippled o'er the flowing wind
And shocked and dried as was their wont
The flock with whom the forest sinned

So blank the verse and still the rhyme
And cast oars through the midnight hour
None doubt the word will be this: Time
And harken to the quaking tower.

[InvisibleDuncan]

Gerald controls my extra lung.

[dunfiddlin]

the minstrels dew

Isn't the whole point of minstrels that they melt in your mouth not in your hand?

[dunfiddlin]

Gerald controls my extra lung.

Well that brings a whole new meaning to heavy breathing!

[dunfiddlin]

It's a mongoose.

Would he like to come to tea with mesgeese?

[Shaggy Hiker]

The plural of octopotamus is octopotami

[dunfiddlin]

The Octopotamus of the East
Is truly a singular beast
If there's more than one
It'll ruin the fun
As they'll each on the other make feast!

[wossname]

Octopotami are often found dead in busy shipping lanes. Feel good about that do you?

[abhijit]

Still haven't got the hang of this.

[techgnome]

The pumpkin screams in the night.

-tg

[Shaggy Hiker]

The jack is lantern lighted.

[abhijit]

Still haven't got the hang of this.

[techgnome]

That's the same reason we fired the hangman and hired the axeman... he could get teh hang of it either.


-tg

[abhijit]

Pies made of pumpkin guts are crunchy!

[InvisibleDuncan]

I want you to butter my otter.

[InvisibleDuncan]

Your auntie's potato has just eaten my hat.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I theme to think on thanks giving themes.

[Bonker Gudd]

Pneumatic Popes.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Aggghhh!!! The agate!

[InvisibleDuncan]

I have debatable onions.

[wossname]

A monument to the humble flapjack might lead the casual bystander into unexpected verisimilitude. Something to be avoided according to the deputy. He's seen four so far.

EDIT: Actually five. All bets are off.

[techgnome]

Purple. But only because zebras can't fly.

-tg

[wossname]

There are but two dances mentioned by name in the NATO phonetic alphabet -- Foxtrot and Tango.
Two places: India, Lima.
Two waveforms: Echo, XRay
Two people: Mike, Juliet

And 18 varieties of daffodil.

**FACT**

[Hack]

I would count Alpha as a waveform bringing that category to three and add the category "Congratulations" for which there is one entry: Bravo

Unfortunately this drops the daffodil total to 16

Sometimes life just isn't fair.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Wait...I forget.

[Bonker Gudd]

Inhale my goat.

[thegreatone]

Inhale my goat.

You know, when it really comes down to it orange is really a good duck flavouring.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Ressurect Hail!!!

[homer13j]

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

//that's all I've got

[techgnome]

Aardvarks. Why must it always be aardvarks?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Are igloo loos called loos or igs?

[wossname]

Sparsely knotted was the district. This would cause problems later but for now the rhombus wailed in the shade.

[InvisibleDuncan]

Curried scones with horseradish trousers. Yule!

[FunkyDexter]

Well, it's my rut and I'm comfortable in it.

[dclamp]

Can someone catch me up on the theme of this thread. tl;dr

[techgnome]

Great, I'm about to be killed a million miles from home and gung-ho iguana back there is telling me to relax!

-tg

[dclamp]

Great.

[InvisibleDuncan]

Dark in here, isn't it?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Funin' games.

[Bonker Gudd]

I raise your cucumber.