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    I'm glad you held out for a funny joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    At times it might seem like you are all by yourself in this thread - but do realize - we are watching you...
    Don't worry. Moar mermaids coming soon to a post race near you.
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    Emperor Niya, you're almost at 2k post!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Emperor Niya, you're almost at 2k post!
    Yay!!!
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    I'll eat you noobs for breakfast.
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    Oddly, I read that as "I'll eat your boobs for breakfast."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Oddly, I read that as "I'll eat your boobs for breakfast."
    Either way, I think that they both fit
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    Get your minds out the gutter....yall need Christ.
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    Hey Joe Dirt, is that were you want to be when Jesus comes back?
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    lol....
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    Lsu lost tonight. The only think ok that happened is Oregon lost.
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    Who is LSU ?
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    It's LSD after the lid got blown off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    Who is LSU ?
    Louisiana State University.

    It's LSD after the lid got blown off.
    I needed some after that game, atleast Breesus is picking apart that pitiful Dallas defense.
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    It's a man thing. If you don't got a willy then you don't get the silly.
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    Post Race.
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    Are you still alive?
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    I just found this local band.
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    They're called - Oh Rhien
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    I'm going to try and hook them up with my brother in law.
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    He's Mario Promotes You. AKA - MPY
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    He was popular on Myspace.
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    Not so much on Facebook though.
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    So, he had his moment of fame then faded out all in the lifespan of MySpace. Kind of odd, that. When will the new app replace Facebook?

    I'm still waiting for the anti-social media: Arsebook.
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    Can't let the post race fall too far.
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    Don't worry, moar mermaids coming soon!
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    My work has been interfering with my vbforums.
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    It's a sad day when work comes before play :[
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    At work to the post race away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    My work has been interfering with my vbforums.
    Say it ain't so!!
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    That's so very very tragic
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    That's just wrong.
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    Too wrong.
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    Somebody help dday!!!
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    Anybody!!
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    Re: Post Race!

    This thread has seen better days.
    I don't live here any more.

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    It ain't like it once was.....and it never has been.

    I see Wossname is back for a semi-extended session of hit and run.
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    Yeah I think at one point we've gone over the fact that it aint as good as it once was.
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    Right. I think that was covered by a guy who was a recent arrival to the forum. As if he had read what came before.

    One thing that has been shown is that it is REALLY hard to get 7,000 posts on this thread.
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