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    SAVAGE OPRESS!!!
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    In #50845: Do you suppose the truncated horns were due to practicing accidents?
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    It's a boy!
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    The lady that did the ultra-sound told us even though we asked her not to.
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    So szlamany, you should feel special as y'all are the first to know.
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    The rest won't know until the 24th.
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    I'm so excited!
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    Congrats!!

    Boys are great - mine are 12 - tae kwon do - football - very active (although it certainly has been a summer of PC-gaming!)

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    I can't wait to do all sorts of things with him. Guitar, football, gaming, karate, chess, the list goes on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    In #50845: Do you suppose the truncated horns were due to practicing accidents?
    Doubt it. He's pretty skilled with that Sabrestaff. More likely he got owned by a Jedi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    it's a boy!
    congratz
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I can't wait to do all sorts of things with him. Guitar, football, gaming, karate, chess, the list goes on!
    Whoa....the kid ain't born yet and you're already planning his future
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    Doubt it. He's pretty skilled with that Sabrestaff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I can't wait to do all sorts of things with him. Guitar, football, gaming, karate, chess, the list goes on!
    I'm hoping to take mine back to Disney next year - and get an updated photo for my avatar of them trying to remove King Arthurs Sword from that Stone...

    Actually that fits right in with the images that Niya's posting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    Doubt it. He's pretty skilled with that Sabrestaff. More likely he got owned by a Jedi.
    Yeah, do you think he was born skilled?

    I suppose it could have been an incident with a ceiling fan and a soldering iron. That'll do it, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    Whoa....the kid ain't born yet and you're already planning his future
    Indeed, my child's future will be planned out just like Macaulay Culkin's!
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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    I'm hoping to take mine back to Disney next year - and get an updated photo for my avatar of them trying to remove King Arthurs Sword from that Stone...

    Actually that fits right in with the images that Niya's posting!
    Ooo! Can't wait for that one! FOR CAMELOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Yeah, do you think he was born skilled?

    I suppose it could have been an incident with a ceiling fan and a soldering iron. That'll do it, too.
    He too scary....Accidents are afraid to happen around him!
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    Are we talking about Chuck Norris now?
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    I was watching an old Bruce Lee film, and was surprised to see Chuck in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Indeed, my child's future will be planned out just like Macaulay Culkin's!
    Yep, that's a good plan. Fer sur!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Are we talking about Chuck Norris now?
    You don't talk about Chuck Norris, he talks about you which usually means you have a few hours to live.
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    Chuck Norris fact:
    If Galileo lived today, he would realize the Earth rotates around Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris fact:
    Gyms go to Chuck Norris to work out
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    Chuck Norris Fact:
    When Chuck Norris plays pac-man the ghosts stay in their box
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    Chuck Norris fact:
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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    Chuck Norris fact:
    Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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    Chuck Norris fact:
    The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris. The result is death
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    Chuck Norris actually died 30 years ago, death is just to scared to confront him.
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    Chuck Norris once peed in a truck's gas tank. Thank truck is now Optimus Prime
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    God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris flipped the light switch on.
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    Chuck Norris and Superman decided to bet on who'd win in a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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    I forgot this one:

    Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
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    Ah the fun of being a Boy Scout when Chuck Norris facts were coming about.
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    Did you know that when the telephone was invented AGB had a miss call from Chuck Norris?
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    Re: Post Race!

    Never understood the whole Chuck Norris meme.
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