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    Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
    A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
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    Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
    A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
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    By the way, I'm blonde.
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    I feel another refresh of the page coming on.
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    Oh wow, two more pages!
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    The last person to say anything other than me was Niya here.
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    I've gone 7 pages.... all alone.
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    I could make a suicide joke.
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    That was a little uncalled for. I think I'll stop for a while.
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    Ahh, who am I kidding I'm back.
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    I have 15 minutes to do nothing until lunch.
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    2+2 Mustang II
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    Mustang II's are mustang's too.
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    Rawr!
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    By the way here is the link to my babies heartbeat!
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    Wow, that's a lot of racing.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Mustang II's are mustang's too.
    They wish...
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    I brought out my Mustang II today, and it's so hot...
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    Plus it aint got no air conditioning.
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    Oh boy....you've been busy I see....909 posts.....hmmmm
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    Yep, just lonely pointless typing. It's like a dirty strip club for typing.
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    Well I can't let you take the crown without putting up a fight so......you won't be alone for long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    Well I can't let you take the crown without putting up a fight so......you won't be alone for long.
    When I listened to punk rock, I listened to a band named No-Cash, and this is one of their lyrics:

    flying on a forty that's how i get down!
    you say you're the king but i'm wearing the crown
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    Don't understand the first line.
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    Neither do I, but hell it's punk rock you don't really need to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Don't understand the first line.
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    It's definitely 40 of beer because he reference's Olde English earlier which is a 40.
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    there's a bug in your signature KILL IT
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    There may be a bee in his bonnet, too.
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    Hodor Hodor ?
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    hodor hodor hodor hodor!!!
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    I still can't believe that I'm having a baby!
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    Hodor ?
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    Hodor !!!

    Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.

    Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor ? Hodor hodor hodor ? Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor

    Hodor ? Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor!!!!!
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    Hodor hodor hodor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witis View Post
    It's perfectly natural for a woman, just relax, put your feet up and take it easy.


    Now I can't believe that you are having a baby!
    Hodor ? Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor ?
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    C++ programmers will dismiss you as a cretinous simpleton for your inability to keep track of pointers chained 6 levels deep and Java programmers will pillory you for buying into the evils of Microsoft. Meanwhile C# programmers will get paid just a little bit more than you for writing exactly the same code and VB6 programmers will continue to whitter on about "footprints". - FunkyDexter

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    i'd like to have a duck instead of a baby
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    Mordor?
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    Mordor ! Hodor ! emmm...any translator ?
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    Hodor hodor hodor!!!!!! HODOR!!
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