Ask a guy from Mars anything.

[Niya]

Our "Ray guns" don't work like primitive Earth built firearms. All our firearm like weaponry is fastened to the body and it interfaces with our brain so it can be used just as we use a limb or a finger. You can't shoot yourself anymore than you can bite off your own hand.

[Spoo]

How about biting your tongue?

[boops boops]

Actually you'd be surprised that we have two sexes as you do. However, we are an oviparous species(egg layers). Each female can lay up to three eggs per reproductive cycle although its not unheard of for some females to lay as many as 6 and before we abandoned religion, we had a specific female deity(probably based on someone real) that is said to have laid up to 30 eggs. Most Martians think its ridiculous but our historians are still trying to determine if there is any truth to this legend.

Also, despite having two sexes, our species is capable of asexual reproduction but only the females can do this.

I wonder what you do with all those eggs. Omelets?

Never mind, next question. Are Mars Bars all they are cracked up to be?

BB

[Niya]

How about biting your tongue?

A more apt comparison. If you have the will to bite your own tongue, you have the will to shoot yourself with a neurally interfaced firearm.

I wonder what you do with all those eggs. Omelets?

Never mind, next question. Are Mars Bars all they are cracked up to be?

BB

lol...We wouldn't actually call it a Mars Bar if it was our invention. Mars is the name given by humans to my homeworld. If I were to render the name of Mars given to it by my people using the Latin alphabet, it would be spelt "Sheuri". When my people used to speak using words as you know them, this is what we called Mars. So if Mick and those rock stars were accused of engaging in those acts with a "Sheuri Bar" then you'd be on to something.

[Spoo]

When my people used to speak using words ,,,

So, you're saying you lot don't have tongues anymore ?

[akhileshbc]

1. What gender are you? Male/Female/Shemale/Airmail or something else ?
2. Are you going to completely wipe out the earthlings? If so, when and how?
3. What's your weakness? (so that we can prepare ourselves for the battle)
4. I have seen in movies that Martians have their brain outside. Why is it so? Is it for show off? I mean to let others know that you have a brain ?
5. Is there an amusement park in Mars?
6. Are you staying in Earth now? Or you are still in space, but still using internet to connect with us?
7. Are you in Facebook ? If so, how many friends do you have? Do you have any friends from Earth ?
8. Why did you choose VBforums for the Q&A ? Is VBF famous in Mars too?
9. What ship do you drive? Is it a Mercedes/BMW/Audi make?
10. Do you have family there in Mars? If so, can you post your family photo and introduce your family to us?
11. In Mars, what language do you speak? Are you using Google Translate to convert to English, for replying in this thread?
12. What's your pet?
13. How old are you? 20 lightyears ?
14. What do you drink? There is no water in your planet isn't it? So, do you fill drinking water in your ship, when you visit Earth?
15. Do you pay tax?
16. What's your real job?

I'm expecting a death ray, after you see my questions.

[Spoo]

How old are you? 20 lightyears ?

If his name is Buzz, then I'll eat my tongue

[Arve K.]

It is now very clear for me that this is a geek forum, since none of you have asked the most obvious question!!



How hot are the gals on mars?

[Niya]

1. What gender are you? Male/Female/Shemale/Airmail or something else ?
2. Are you going to completely wipe out the earthlings? If so, when and how?
3. What's your weakness? (so that we can prepare ourselves for the battle)
4. I have seen in movies that Martians have their brain outside. Why is it so? Is it for show off? I mean to let others know that you have a brain ?
5. Is there an amusement park in Mars?
6. Are you staying in Earth now? Or you are still in space, but still using internet to connect with us?
7. Are you in Facebook ? If so, how many friends do you have? Do you have any friends from Earth ?
8. Why did you choose VBforums for the Q&A ? Is VBF famous in Mars too?
9. What ship do you drive? Is it a Mercedes/BMW/Audi make?
10. Do you have family there in Mars? If so, can you post your family photo and introduce your family to us?
11. In Mars, what language do you speak? Are you using Google Translate to convert to English, for replying in this thread?
12. What's your pet?
13. How old are you? 20 lightyears ?
14. What do you drink? There is no water in your planet isn't it? So, do you fill drinking water in your ship, when you visit Earth?
15. Do you pay tax?
16. What's your real job?

I'm expecting a death ray, after you see my questions.

1 - Male

2 - As I've said earlier, we have nothing to gain by doing so. The only way that could happen is if you guys attack us first.

3 - None you can exploit. You guys are way too primitive. Even man to man humans are generally weaker than us.

4 - Don't believe anything you see in movies.

5 - Surprisingly, yes we do.

6 - As I've said earlier, I'm inhabiting a human host.

7 - Facebook ? Get real. Vanity is not something Martians have in excess.

8 - I happened to be inhabiting the body of a programmer. Plus, this forum has the densest population of intelligent human beings on the internet. Martians don't take to kindly to stupidity which the internet has in abundance. StormFront ? Seriously ? Any intelligent civilization would shame such insanity into nonexistence.

9 - Mercedes.....At least in terms of prestige.

10 - I have a large family and no we don't have photos. We have been communicating telepathically for centuries now. We have no need of photos.

11 - We rarely speak. Telepathic communication is far more efficient. And no, I'm not using Google translate. One of the benefits of occupying a host is that I gain all their knowledge, which includes language and motor skills.

12 - I have none. Too much drama.

13 - Lightyears is a human measurement of distance. In terms of your time metrics, I'm about 312 years old.

14 - Our physiology is similar to yours so we need water too, but we can make it from hydrogen and oxygen which is quite abundant in the solar system. And no, we don't want your water. We can scavenge enough hydrogen and oxygen from celetial bodies like the sun and other planets to make many times what the Earth contains.

15 - We have no concept of money. We have an advanced form of communism where everyone owns everything. However, every member of our civilization is expected to work for the benefit of all. In return, our society provides for every need of every working individual.

16 - Right now, I'm an explorer but were I still on Mars, my job could change everyday. On Mars, a guy can be a mechanic today and pilot tomorrow. We don't restrict ourselves as you do in one job. Some do though, but they don't have to. Our rulers can't change jobs though. Its the only job on Mars that is bound to specific individuals.

Oh and I won't use my death ray You're pretty cool for a human.

[Niya]

If his name is Buzz, then I'll eat my tongue

My name if rendered using your Latin alphabet would be spelt "Euri"

[Niya]

It is now very clear for me that this is a geek forum, since none of you have asked the most obvious question!!



How hot are the gals on mars?

ROFL....

Actually, this is quite an interesting question. Martian women are hot and I don't just mean to Martians. Anatomically, we are very very similar to you guys. We have 2 eyes, 4 limbs just like you. Females have mammary glands(breasts) just like you and they come in varying sizes, just as with your females. Our females can be identified in the same manner as your females. Like your females, ours have softer facial features, relatively narrow jawlines and all the other minute details that make females different from males. Even by your standards of beauty, Martian women are quite attractive. They're very tall, slender and very shapely with nice round behinds.

Given the sheer depravity I've seen humans engage in, there is no doubt in my mind that there are humans who would have no problems whatsoever getting intimate with a Martian. And yes, it is possible. We have "those" things in common with humans too, though such a thing would bear no offspring. We cannot breed with you without the aid of technology.

[Niya]

So, you're saying you lot don't have tongues anymore ?

We can speak. We have tongues and vocal chords as you do. But centuries ago my people adopted a new fad which became the standard. We started engaging in gene splicing. At first, it was mainly cosmetic, like how humans use plastic surgery. Eventually, we were able to unlock our telepathic potential and since then we use it as our main form of communication between individuals. Some of us do engage in speaking but very very rarely.

[akhileshbc]

@Martian: You're replying with intelligent answers. I believe, this intelligence came from your host.

ROFL....

Actually, this is quite an interesting question. Martian women are hot and I don't just mean to Martians. Anatomically, we are very very similar to you guys. We have 2 eyes, 4 limbs just like you. Females have mammary glands(breasts) just like you and they come in varying sizes, just as with your females. Our females can be identified in the same manner as your females. Like your females, ours have softer facial features, relatively narrow jawlines and all the other minute details that make females different from males. Even by your standards of beauty, Martian women are quite attractive. They're very tall, slender and very shapely with nice round behinds.

Given the sheer depravity I've seen humans engage in, there is no doubt in my mind that there are humans who would have no problems whatsoever getting intimate with a Martian. And yes, it is possible. We have "those" things in common with humans too, though such a thing would bear no offspring. We cannot breed with you without the aid of technology.

Maybe it's time to prepare your army. Because you could expect a bunch of spaceships from Earth after seeing this.

[namrekka]

15 - We have no concept of money. We have an advanced form of communism where everyone owns everything...

And

ROFL....

Actually, this is quite an interesting question. Martian women are hot and I don't just mean to Martians. Anatomically, we are very very similar to you guys. We have 2 eyes, 4 limbs just like you. Females have mammary glands(breasts) just like you and they come in varying sizes, just as with your females. Our females can be identified in the same manner as your females. Like your females, ours have softer facial features, relatively narrow jawlines and all the other minute details that make females different from males. Even by your standards of beauty, Martian women are quite attractive. They're very tall, slender and very shapely with nice round behinds.

Given the sheer depravity I've seen humans engage in, there is no doubt in my mind that there are humans who would have no problems whatsoever getting intimate with a Martian. And yes, it is possible. We have "those" things in common with humans too, though such a thing would bear no offspring. We cannot breed with you without the aid of technology.

Amazing.

[Niya]

@Martian: You're replying with intelligent answers. I believe, this intelligence came from your host.

I get knowledge from the host which is combined with my knowledge. I am in control however. The decisions currently being made is a result of my personality action on the knowledge. If Niya were in control, he'd probably try to get rich by showing you guys how to build "ray guns".

Maybe it's time to prepare your army. Because you could expect a bunch of spaceships from Earth after seeing this.

So I guess I shouldn't mention that Martian women are encouraged to please their mates and to be submissive and that Martian women form an unbreakable bond for life with their first sexual partner. Oh and they tolerate their mates having more than one woman. Our men have a "one to many" relationship with women. We don't bond to one mate as our women do . And yes, its the primary form of relationship on Mars. I believe you call it polygamy.

[Niya]

And



Amazing.

LOL....Women aren't considered possess-able though so every man doesn't own every woman.

[dee-u]

Do you call your planet as Mars also? Should you not have other name for it and the other planets?

[3com]

2 Question Mr. ET.

1- Could you transfer all Earthlings politicians, your planet?
2- Really girls your planet are like the girl in the bellow photo ?
I am considering the possibility of implanting other hand, before visiting your planet.
I hate being idle.

[Niya]

Do you call your planet as Mars also? Should you not have other name for it and the other planets?

Mercury - Haus
Venus - Plau
Earth - Etrec
Mars - Neteru/Sheuri Bar
Jupiter - Plessen
Saturn - Tetri
Uranus - Etrel
Neptune - Etreo
Pluto - Sans
Titan - Ketrec

Loosely translated Neteru means Mars. Seuri Bar means "Mars which has intelligent life". We are going to give Earth a similiar name too. Currently our elders are thinking of calling Earth "Seurel Bar"

2 Question Mr. ET.
1- Could you transfer all Earthlings politicians, your planet?

They wouldn't make it on Mars. They won't be able to lie since we are all telepaths.

2- Really girls your planet are like the girl in the bellow photo ?
I am considering the possibility of implanting other hand, before visiting your planet.
I hate being idle.

lol no. Think Avatar but with a brownish tint instead of blue and not so big. We are about the same size on average as the average human. And yea, you can come visit. Problem is, you may not want to come back after you get a taste of Martian women. They are very voracious.

[3com]

They are very voracious.

Then I can imagine scenario...



Well, then I will prepare the survival kit.

[TnTinMN]

So ask me anything. Anything at all.

Ok. I scanned most of the posts and don't thinks anyone asked these yet.

1. What pharmaceutical(s) agents are you on?
2. Where can I get get some?
3. How much does it cost?
4. Are there any nasty side effects?
5. Will possessing and/or using said pharmaceutical agents land me in trouble with the authorities?