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    Jethro
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    If l was a woman l would........

    Spend considerable time in examining my breasts

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    Matthew Gates
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    Re: If l was a woman l would........

    Originally posted by Jethro
    Spend considerable time in examining my breasts

    Me too .

    I'd also get a full-sized mirror and spend time looking at my ass.
    And other stuff too....

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    poor matt
    if only you knew how ugly he would be if he was a woman
    you would turn gay instantly if not going as far as never wanting to have sex with another human being...

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    run lots!!!
    hehe

    Stand in front of a mirror, have long showers hmmmmmmm

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    .....bend down more and see how many fingers can get up....umm nevermind...

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    ... go the gym alot more and spend all the time in the shower room

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    If l was a woman l would........

    ...be much hairier than most girls.

    ...spend far too much time getting ready to go out, even if it's just to the shops.
    Harry.

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    Talking hehe

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    Question picture

    uh ... picture??

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    I'd get some Ping Pong balls I've always wanted to try

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    Re: hehe

    Originally posted by [DBH]Longbow
    sell isch doch reataweag an scheiß odr?





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    Wink

    i speak english as well, but i've thought ... post some s... in here *hehe*

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    .... get guys to buy me drink all night....

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