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    Life...

    If anyone happens to know the meaning of life...please let us know...
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    The meaning of life is to make as many people happy as you possibly can!

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    The meaning of life is to shag as many sheep as you possibly can!
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Whatever makes you happy, Ian!

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    I wonder what the sheep have to say about this and whether they're happy or not
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    I'm an anamist, who care's what they think
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I shagged a Railway once

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    Most human beings realize that your supposed to shag the opposite sex...of your species....Ian and Bonker.
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    Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
    I shagged a Railway once
    We're you in training? Did she have a mis-carriage? Or did the relationship just go off the rails?

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    I was going to post something else but you completely derailed my train of thought!

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    AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    What's the matter, Parksie??? Not up for a little punishment?

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    Depends what kind of punishment. Are wet mackerels involved?
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    Wet mackerals and whipped cream!!!!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    The meaning of life is to make as many people happy as you possibly can!

    And what way would that be?






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    Originally posted by Matthew Gates



    And what way would that be?

    With wet mackerels and whipped cream!!!!

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    That's not gonna work right if the Mackeral's not throbbing

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    How about if it's vibrating?

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    That might work... Although vibrating and throbbing would be better......

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    Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
    I shagged a Railway once
    The third rail most likely

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    That might work... Although vibrating and throbbing would be better......
    True, indeed!

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    I can only do one at a time, wait your turns
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    Me first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Back to the original topic...

    http://www.aristotle.net/~diogenes/meaning1.htm



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    *Sing with me!*

    *Always look on the bright side of life*

    Come one...I can't hear you!

    *Always look on the bright side of life*

    Okay...just the boys now!

    *Always look on the bright side of life*

    Geesh.....what's wrong with everyone today????

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    *whistles*

    Sorry about that delay, was reinstalling Windoze for the 2nd time this month
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    Your whistle arrived just in time!

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    What for? You're not going, are you?

    Damn...scared her off
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Lol what interesting conversation
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