Friday

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 06:51 AM

It's a friday, still over 4 hours till the end of the day, not likely to do much work when I get back from lunch. Why don't we just scrap frday afternoons ?

**zmerlinz** · Jul 13th, 2001, 06:55 AM

But then you would have to work on Saturday mornings

**Arbiter** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:03 AM

Do you actually do any work anyway? You contractors are all the same....

But, I have to agree - everyone should simply finish at 1300 on Friday and spend the rest of the afternoon in the pub.

Teambuilding.

**zmerlinz** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:10 AM

now that sounds like a much better idea, "Team building" down the pub

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:23 AM

Well chaps I can wait till tommorow as i am going to a wedding reception with all the free booze and food I can shove down me.

Weh Hey the Alcohol

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:27 AM

Nooooooo. Don't drink. It's not good for you, and you'll regret it if you do.

td.

**zmerlinz** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:48 AM

yeah right

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:49 AM

Nooooo

Sunday's are crap.

Nowt on tele but the god squad and hours upon hours of soap omnibuses

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:05 AM

I suppose the weather is better where you are. We have to make do with nice weather during the week and torential rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, floods and gale force winds on the weekends.

Some one up there is taking the piss!

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:12 AM

Sounds just like Manchester but without the cobbles

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by Arbiter
Do you actually do any work anyway? You contractors are all the same....

My VB project is open all the time that I am here, wethere I amctually init is another matter, expecially when youv'e just had and extended luch in the pub with your boss

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:53 AM

Brown nosing again!

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:02 AM

lol, he just walked into my office and said "Ian, Pub now". I can't be brown nosing him as I thrashed him 3-0 at pool. My pay rise has now been canceled

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
lol, he just walked into my office and said "Ian, my office, now. I need some man-lovin, and your my favourite *****". My pay rise has now been increased

td.

denniswrenn · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:07 AM

Hmm....

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:13 AM

ROTFLMFAO

**barrk** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:32 AM

Nice Avatar, Ian..........somehow I thought you'd be taller though!

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:41 AM

The ladies never complain, with a nose like mine

**HarryW** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:44 AM

I bet you can breath through your ears too huh?

Heh, reminds me of this

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 09:50 AM

Looking a little shocked though, what's happening the the lower portion of the picture?

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:05 AM

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ure#post268156

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:11 AM

He Hee

For some reason Psycho springs to mind

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:13 AM

just be warned that if your in the shower and you here a orchestra start playing

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:14 AM

Ian. Don't listen to him. He's unkind, and he doesn't know what he's talking about.

(Everyone else. I find it best not to make him angry.)

td.

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:16 AM

cheer's TD, next pint is on me

. should be up and playing in the village soon anyway, as our software is just about to be released to the client which iwll probably mean quite a few visit's

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:17 AM

Yeah

Sorry Ian

Forgot you may up here soon and after the last time we met and the incident with th cheese grater!

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:18 AM

cool, give me a shout (we'll get that lazy arsed soft lad Gaffer out to play also).

td.

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Yeah

Sorry Ian

Forgot you may up here soon and after the last time we met and the incident with th cheese grater!

Did the surgeon manage to fix it ?

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:22 AM

Very Funny

I'm not sexist or anything but found this highly amusing.

TWO SIDES

HER VERSION
He was in an odd mood when i got to the pub. I was a bit late but he didn't say much about it. Conversation was slow so i thought we should go somewhere more private to talk.

We went to a resturaunt and he was still acting funny.
I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder if its me or something else. I ask him ,he says no. But i'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab and back to his house.I say that i love him and he just puts his arm around me.
I dont knowwhat the hell that means because he doesn't say it back. We finally get back to his place and i'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So i try to ask him about it and he just switches on th TV. Reluctantly, i say i'm off to sleep.

Then after about 10 mins he joins me and we have sex. But he still seems really distracted, so afterwards i just wanted to leave. I dunno, i just don't know what he think's anymore. I mean , do you think he's met someone else?
...and...

HIS VERSION
Crap day at work.
Tired.
Got a sh*g though.

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:23 AM

still stings when I go for a piss and it's still difficult to control the multiple streams...

**Gaffer** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by tumblingdown
cool, give me a shout (we'll get that strong handsome man Gaffer out to play also).

td.

*blush, cheers mate. McDonalds on you?

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:31 AM

Gary - Oh well, at least you got a party trick

Tweedle Dum and tweedle DI - Will do, will know in a week or so when I got go up and do shi loads of data convertion from their old system to new (Oh joy

)

**Gaffer** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:37 AM

I'll fu<king tweedle-dum you...

*slap *kick

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:39 AM

who said anything about you and TD, I was refering to bob and Fred my imaginary friends

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:40 AM

/me shoves Gaffers head up Ians arse.

td.

**Gaffer** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:43 AM

Wht does my head smell like Ian's nose?

*Gaffer turns td inside out.

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:44 AM

/me blinks. He was not expecting that.

td.

**Gaffer** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:46 AM

Keh, always did wear you heart on your sleeve td

*Handsome Gaffer cuts Ians nads off with a rusty spoon(er)

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:48 AM

/Ian, who is now walking like John wayne whispers into gaffer's ear that TD fancies his mullet and then runs over to TD and whispers that Gaffer fancies TD's Guiness. Ian then proceeds to jump for cover and watch from a distance with a smug grin .......

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:50 AM

touch my Guiness and you die.

td.

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