Hello ppl

**Surf4114** · Jul 12th, 2001, 11:08 PM

Hello ppl I'm new at VB!!!

**sail3005** · Jul 12th, 2001, 11:08 PM

Hey dan, it's russ...Have fun!

**Surf4114** · Jul 12th, 2001, 11:13 PM

I will!!!!

denniswrenn · Jul 12th, 2001, 11:19 PM

I don't know how to say this.. I'll try to make it as painless as possible... Your wolf is dead...

chenko · Jul 13th, 2001, 02:46 AM

**Paul Warren** · Jul 13th, 2001, 05:11 AM

Welcome to the mad house.

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by Surf4114
Hello ppl I'm new at VB!!!

...and now your life is over.

td.

**Gaffer** · Jul 13th, 2001, 05:56 AM

HOW TO STOP A THREAD - by Mr. T. Down.

**zmerlinz** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:02 AM

have fun

, what am i saying, have fun ???

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 07:17 AM

Get a hold of yourself Dean!

You in NY at the mo then Gaffer?

td.

**zmerlinz** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:02 AM

sorry *Dean shakes head and goes and fills hs coffe jug up again*

**Gaffer** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:24 AM

td - Nope, next week.

Sur4114 - definately have fun - which is why you should work in a bank...

**SurfDemon** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:44 AM

Hey Surf, have lots of fun... and might I commend you upon your choice of establishment. Chit-chat is without rival in the whole internet.

SD

**Fox** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:16 AM

Visit my website

**tumblingdown** · Jul 13th, 2001, 10:21 AM

Blatent self promoting b******!!!

td.

**parksie** · Jul 13th, 2001, 11:11 AM

Dear new member,

Hahaha I own your mind! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
You will not escape with your dignity intact

Yours,
parksie [twisted maniac who really should be locked up]

scoutt · Jul 13th, 2001, 12:14 PM

originally posted by parksie
Yours,
parksie [twisted maniac who really should be locked up]

I second that motion

and welcome aboard Surf4114, a little piece of advice, "don't let these twisted maniacs bother you" there great to be around, even though they have corrupted me as well.

ah hell TITS

**Surf4114** · Jul 13th, 2001, 05:50 PM

O don't worry I know where and where not to post. My friend there up their at top set me up.

And O don't worry about those guys taking control of my mind. I have learned through surfing Ezboards to ALWAYS ALWAYS wear tin foil on head when reading posts and threads.

It blocks lots of stuff from entering my head.

Well maybe not thingys made of matter anyway

That makes me SOOO MAD!!!

?????????

Wait I forgot to put my tin foil on?!?!?!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes breath*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**SurfDemon** · Jul 13th, 2001, 05:53 PM

Ah! I think he'll make an excellent addition to my collection......

chenko · Jul 13th, 2001, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Sur4114 - definately have fun - which is why you should work on a wanking...

**Surf4114** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:14 PM

I wouldn't do that if I were you Demon... cuz... from were I come from... Canada (land where we all have flopping detatched heads, land of a million ice machines, land where the natural resource is snow, land where we are semi-free, land of mad, drunk, drooling, hockey fisherman, land of the hidden superpower, land where 90% of the people want to be Americans, land who's ruling prime minster is the only ruling person NOT to use drugs, <-- this may be a miss print, land of TWO national languages and two Quicky Marts, land of etc... etc... etc.... you get the point. O more thing... land of the ice cannibals!!! <-- That would be me!!!)

I would eat the rest of your collection and then you have a collection of one!!! Which isn't much of a collection

I hope I didn't offend anyone that is Canadian. I don't know of very many countries to bash on. Well... perhaps... Urugary? O wait I'm stupid... it was right under my nose... Good Old Over Rated America!!! Land of constant Health Care Reform, Land where the lawyers out number citizens 3:1, land where we have the right to bear arms inorder to protect ourselves from the people who have the right to bear arms, land where the only prerequisite for presidency is adultery, land where everyone drives on the wrong side of the road, land where high school drop outs look forward to retiremant and college grads look forward to pizza and tuna fish sandwiches, land of million a opinions but only one hole to chuck them in!, land where physics is considered the study of the carbination in soda pop, land where a poor man can earn his freedom and rich man can pay for it, land where two wrongs make a right and three rights left and who's on first?, land where our dependance on gas (petroleum for you British!) is only rivaled by our dependance on birth control, land where a gallon of water cost the same as a gallon of gas, the only place in the world where hookers are a natural resource, land of the hypocrite, land where football is called soccer and rugby called football, land where most of our vehicles
have off-road suspension but almost never go off-road, land of the left handed pop can and the right-handed clicker, (<-- open to interpretation) land where duck tape is considered a construction material, and land where the Chinese may out number us but we out weigh them.

P.S. Any comments/flames/mail bombing to this post and/or it's contents should be directed to SurfDemon whom was controlling me at the time of this posting.... Thank You

**Surf4114** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:18 PM

Ahhhhhh it's great to have the tin foil on my head again

Now..... where did I put my lead vest?

**Wynd** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:19 PM

Hehe, seems you forgot the aforementioned tin foil

**Wynd** · Jul 13th, 2001, 08:19 PM

Damn, only a minute too late...

**sail3005** · Jul 13th, 2001, 11:21 PM

man, this thing got really wierd since i last saw it...I am glad to be american!

**SurfDemon** · Jul 14th, 2001, 12:50 AM

Hey Surf, where abouts are you?

SD

chenko · Jul 14th, 2001, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by sail3005
man, this thing got really wierd since i last saw it...I am glad to be american!

We have a mental deranged american on the lose!!!!

**Pix** · Jul 14th, 2001, 12:43 PM

Hello

denniswrenn · Jul 14th, 2001, 02:18 PM

Damn, this guy's whacko.... Maybe one day he'll be able to challenge Mike....

**Surf4114** · Jul 14th, 2001, 06:48 PM

Sorry I don't play basketball

Plus all my lead sheilding would keep me on the ground.... unless... OF COURSE.... I wear my inflatable house slippers

And of course I have my whole balloon collection tied to me.

BALLOONS EVERYWHERE!!!!!

*five minutes later*

Ok thats my tin foil head, my lead vest, my whole collect of animals balloons tied to me. (All of which were made by CLOWNS!!! SCARY CLOWNS!!! All with big red noses, black eyes, orange hair, long brown shoes, and.... wait... I'm looking in the mirror! Hey... how did my foot get up there?) My rubber ducky, my used staple collection, extra helium to highten my voice, ( NO I'am not GAY... How could you even think THAT

) a hundred feet of rope, (How do I know this?! Simple... It's wraped around my feet a hundred times!) and of course my one foot extention cord. (Thats been wrapped around my right foot!)

There... everything I need to make myself invincible

Yes... one look at me and you WILL turn into stone

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

All Bow down before me... your new WORLD leader.... All that don't shall be turned into STONE. Then craved down into a single tiny mable... then will be added to my collection of mables.

That way no one can say that I lost my mables.... NO ONE!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

**Surf4114** · Jul 14th, 2001, 07:03 PM

............It was then I realised that I had gone insane and started taking my medication again. 2 years later I was a changed man and was a completely different person. So... I decided to start anew and move away from San Francisco to where I currently live now. Good old Springfield, ILL!!! And with this move I changed my name to Homer Simpson so I could finally let go of my past life.

**Surf4114** · Jul 14th, 2001, 07:08 PM

O and on a lighter note... to answer your question Demon I live in a small unknown town about 50 miles away from Chicago called Minooka

**Pix** · Jul 15th, 2001, 08:37 AM

So you think you're invincible eh? We're just lulling you into a false sense of security. It is impossible to defeat a pixie, therefore I'm not gonna bow down to you. What a shame - you can't rule the world now. Looks like I'll have to instead

**Paul Warren** · Jul 16th, 2001, 03:01 AM

Surf - there's usually two or more people in a chat. Maybe you could go for the record of the longest thread without anyone replying ? Only kidding.

One piece of advice - don't go into the API Forum. If you want wierd, that's where Mr & Mrs Wierd and their son William Wierd hang out.

**sail3005** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:16 AM

who is that?

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