I went to 256 because I only have 3 DIMM slots and couldn't be bothered to find someone to flog the old 128 to - will probably do that when I actually run out of memory

Oh yeah, Microsoft, if you're reading this, prepare to die. I have 256MB - enough to run Windows. I turn virtual memory off, and sysmon says I have over 100MB free. What happens? Out of memory errors! YOU BASTARDS!!!!