London to Oxford

[visualAd]

Doing the charity bike ride tomorrow; anyone fancy sponsoring me?

[boops boops]

As a fish species distributed from the Aegean to the South East Atlantic, I cannot really benefit from sponsoring you. Besides, we only have plankton, not money. I wish you a good ride tomorrow, all the same. I hope you don't need to get your bum reamed (again). BB

[visualAd]

I have two words:

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[JuggaloBrotha]

As a fish species distributed from the Aegean to the South East Atlantic, I cannot really benefit from sponsoring you. Besides, we only have plankton, not money. I wish you a good ride tomorrow, all the same. I hope you don't need to get your bum reamed (again). BB

I have two words:

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Dafuq did I just read? o.O

[InvisibleDuncan]

I watched an episode of Bones a while ago during which I realised that Oxford is only 5 minutes away from London, so I'm not sure that it's worth sponsoring.

Mind you, I also discovered that England is currently languishing in the 1950s, and I'm not sure I'd fancy riding a 1950s bike any distance at all.

[Hack]

If England were languishing in the 1950s then visualAd hasn't been born yet so why would someone sponser a rider who doesn't exist?

[boops boops]

I have two words:

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I'm not familiar with those, but then I only know dotNet. Are they a VB6 thing? BB

[visualAd]

I watched an episode of Bones a while ago during which I realised that Oxford is only 5 minutes away from London, so I'm not sure that it's worth sponsoring.

Mind you, I also discovered that England is currently languishing in the 1950s, and I'm not sure I'd fancy riding a 1950s bike any distance at all.

I am not sure what type of transport they used but I even if I take off in a plane from Heathrow it takes nearly 10mins to get overhead of Oxford. I presume he used a fighter jet then jumped from the plane with a parachute?

For everyone else its 60 miles so choose your favourite form of transport and adjust said time accordingly.

[visualAd]

If England were languishing in the 1950s then visualAd hasn't been born yet so why would someone sponser a rider who doesn't exist?

Many parts of the UK are stuck in the 50s; but there is a good reason. What other country from the 50s can boast 2Mbit broadband available to 80% of its population?

[thebuffalo]

Many parts of the UK are stuck in the 50s; but there is a good reason. What other country from the 50s can boast 2Mbit broadband available to 80% of its population?

2MBit/sec? Pffft I get better internet than that from my phone.

[SJWhiteley]

Many parts of the UK are stuck in the 50s; but there is a good reason. What other country from the 50s can boast 2Mbit broadband available to 80% of its population?

Not so hard when people live on such a tiny island, they can pretty much share the same pickled egg over lunch...

[FunkyDexter]

What charity are you riding for?

[visualAd]

I RODE for Clic Sargent

[FunkyDexter]

Ah yes, I'm not very good at paying attention to post dates.

And assuming that someone were to commit the cardinal sin of actually being serious in a CC thread and was happy to sponsor you.... is it too late and how would they go about it? I see I can donate through the site but that wouldn't appear in your name.

[Hack]

Actually, I'm visualAd's agent.

Send all sponsership money directly to me, and I will *cough* see that he gets it *cough*.

We are a great team. In fact, I'm thinking of changing my userId to visualHack (thus the coughing)

[visualAd]

Ah yes, I'm not very good at paying attention to post dates.

And assuming that someone were to commit the cardinal sin of actually being serious in a CC thread and was happy to sponsor you.... is it too late and how would they go about it? I see I can donate through the site but that wouldn't appear in your name.

I will PM you the details, assuming you are being serious.

[visualAd]

Actually, I'm visualAd's agent.

Send all sponsership money directly to me, and I will *cough* see that he gets it *cough*.

We are a great team. In fact, I'm thinking of changing my userId to visualHack (thus the coughing)

My next sponsored event is trampling over Hack while he is dressed as a sumo wrestler and laying on a bed of red hot nails. Anyone wish to sponsor me?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Only if there is video.

[visualAd]

Would you like to film it?

[Hack]

Could I get a stunt double for the red hot nails part?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Would you like to film it?

No, not my kind of thing. After all, I'm not really into digital, though I realize that's a rather filmsy excuse.

[InvisibleDuncan]

I am not sure what type of transport they used but I even if I take off in a plane from Heathrow it takes nearly 10mins to get overhead of Oxford. I presume he used a fighter jet then jumped from the plane with a parachute?

He wanted to hire an Aston Martin, but the hire people thought he said "Austin" and so they gave him a Mini. It was just so, so very funny, and really typical of what happens in England because we Brits are so stupid.

[visualAd]

Did he go to Oxford Street, you know that's not Oxford right