The Golden Chair

[TheBigB]

Sure but you won't find any handicapped leopards on my turf.

[thebuffalo]

That is no solution for prepping a golf ball radiator, you better ask a professional hog whistler.

Interesting passage from a novel on Giving Birth to a Socket Wrench:
"10 Potatoes on How to Churn a Baseball" By Howie Feltersnatch
1. Take a yellow foot rabbit and put it in the toaster.
2. Remove paper clip from toenail.
3. Let the toaster cool down until the cherry comes out of the ear.
4. Begin to churn inside of a isolated hydrogen distillery.
5. Remove baseball from the underside of the toasters muffler, next to the green bearing.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Ol. Just Ol.

[thebuffalo]

a water bottle can only fly as far as the dog that kissed it.

[InvisibleDuncan]

Rumble.

[thebuffalo]

Pudding.

[Shaggy Hiker]

What am?

[thebuffalo]

Pineapple eat bush

[TheBigB]

The gorillas are giving me the incandescent mourning of a young apostle.

[thebuffalo]

Does this friction on top or left?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Golden rainbow...oh heck, the dove.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Also....ran.

[thebuffalo]

Apple are penguin as spoon is undoubtly sun.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Not to is that bleak!! Doggone retypo.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Gone above who has gone before I went above.

[EntityX]

bubbly wubbly mubly is in danger of cubly.

[thebuffalo]

Barking spiders!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Barking frogs attack quietly in the night.

Uh-oh....a piece of sanity.

[wossname]

Quincy MD left his tibea in the left-handed minotaur lounge.

A schoolboy mistake that he was justifiably embarrassed about. This helps to increase the number of clangers. Trout.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Thousands of miniature unicorns, with stockings on their horns, exclaim in unison: "Who dat???"

[TheBigB]

Moreover, Jimmy cried banana tears when he found out his pet crocodile lacked a flock of fairydust.
The unicorns proclaimed the flood..!

[thebuffalo]

For if they might have two had may due tomorrow fudge wilson acrobat.

[TheBigB]

The autonomous cucumber is a thing of the past.

[thebuffalo]

Australian English.

[EntityX]

Words exist so that we can communicate bubble gum spaghetti plasma mush. This will help to conglomerate siberian taffy factories into oatmeal.

[InvisibleDuncan]

I'm playing golf with an unorthodox hippo.

[TheBigB]

Cow dung. An IT-class with three women climaxed while a little dinosaur gave birth to an unicorn.

[visualAd]

Bellow me a green pen. Please?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Burping up some random crayfish nonsense. What's in a name?

[thebuffalo]

Symbolic bovine lamp holster.

[Jacob Roman]

Im booooored

[thebuffalo]

are you bored? or have you been bored? or are you a board?or are you a boar? or maybe a bore?

the boar was bored, no boards that are bored, the boar needs to bore.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Well, I see that JR has lumbered into the thread with a pulpable feeling of knaught. His whiskers are truly singed by the magnesium flare of o-pine.

[Jacob Roman]

My whiskers are pure Metal

[BlindSniper]

****

[thebuffalo]

[BlindSniper]

The righteous hagiolatry of ovine is decrepitating my brain!

[InvisibleDuncan]

I have invested your grapes with an extra wombat.

[Shaggy Hiker]

How odd. I would say wombat as well.

[denzaltrueman]

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