C.y.b.o.r.g

Matthew Gates · Jun 29th, 2001, 11:43 PM

Take a look at this site and make yourself a cyborg.

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html

Me before:

First Name:
Matt
Matthew

Last Name:
Gates

After:

M.A.T.T.: Mechanical Android Trained for Troubleshooting

M.A.T.T.H.E.W.: Mechanical Artificial Technician Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Warfare

G.A.T.E.S.: General Android Trained for Exploration and Sabotage

**parksie** · Jun 30th, 2001, 06:37 AM

P.A.R.K.S.I.E.: Positronic Artificial Replicant Keen on Scientific Infiltration and Exploration

denniswrenn · Jun 30th, 2001, 10:18 AM

P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage

**SurfDemon** · Jun 30th, 2001, 12:26 PM

S.U.R.F.: Synthetic Unit Responsible for Fighting

Damn! Why couldn't it have been drink or sex related?

SD

denniswrenn · Jun 30th, 2001, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
S.U.R.F.: Synthetic Unit Responsible for ****ing

**SurfDemon** · Jun 30th, 2001, 03:54 PM

Thats more like it!

**crptcblade** · Jun 30th, 2001, 04:07 PM

C.R.P.T.C. - Cybernetic Robotic Peacekeeping and Troubleshooting Construct
B.L.A.D.E. - Biomechanical Lifelike Android Designed for Exploration

M.I.L.E.S. - Mechanical Intelligent Lifeform Engineered for Sabotage

**chrisjk** · Jun 30th, 2001, 04:23 PM

C.H.R.I.S.: Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage

or even better:

C.H.R.I.S.J.K.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Justified Killing

I kill you all, justifyibly!!

chenko · Jun 30th, 2001, 04:38 PM

SI: Synthetic Individual
SIMON: Synthetic Intelligent Machine Optimized for Nullification
THWAITES: TOO LONG!!!!!!! £(*%R&£")(*%&R"
THWAITE: Transforming Hydraulic Worker Assembled for Infiltration and Terran Exploration
CHENKO: Cybernetic Humanoid Engineered for Nocturnal Killing and Observation

Ummmm, Looks like im a killer

**crptcblade** · Jun 30th, 2001, 04:39 PM

why are all these cyborgs designed for sabotage?

denniswrenn · Jun 30th, 2001, 04:41 PM

D.E.N.N.I.S.: Digital Entity Normally for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage

*drool* nocturnal infiltration */drool*

**parksie** · Jun 30th, 2001, 04:55 PM

I don't want to know what you and Simon do in the evenings

denniswrenn · Jun 30th, 2001, 05:02 PM

I wasn't talking about simon.... *kick*

**kedaman** · Jun 30th, 2001, 06:06 PM

Kinetic Electronic Device Assembled for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification

Tygur · Jun 30th, 2001, 06:22 PM

T.Y.G.U.R = Technician Yearning for Gratification and Ultimate Repair

Just a yearning technician?? They oughta rewrite that thing!

**Bonker Gudd** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 09:43 AM

B.O.N.K.E.R.: Biomechanical Obedient Nocturnal Killing and Exploration Replicant

G.U.D.D.: General Unit Designed for Destruction

**Sastraxi** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 09:55 AM

C.A.M.E.R.O.N. Cybernetic Artificial Machine Engineered for Repair and Online Nullification
G.O.R.R.I.E. General Obedient Replicant Responsible for Infiltration and Exploration
S.A.S.T.R.A.X.I. Synthetic Artificial Soldier Trained for Repair and Accurate Xenocide Interception

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**Kzin** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 11:37 AM

V.B.W.O.R.L.D.: Vigilant Biomechanical Workers Optimized for Repair and Logical Destruction

J.O.H.N.: Judge Optimized for Hazardous Nullification

Yes these sound about right . . .

I'd never noticed that Katie was a replicant too though . . .

B.A.R.R.K.: Biomechanical Android Responsible for Repair and Killing

I'm sure that she will enjoy changing the last letter to something more suitable

**parksie** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Kzin
J.O.H.N.: Judge Optimized for Hazardous Nullification

Yep, that's our John

A new sig for him, methinks...

chenko · Jul 2nd, 2001, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I wasn't talking about simon.... *kick*

OW!! Kick mike not me!! I didnt let him what we.........

*runs away*

**Technocrat** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 05:53 PM

Functional Unit Calibrated for Killing

Synthetic Humanoid Intended for Troubleshooting

Cybernetic Robotic Assassination Person

Wireless Humanoid Optimized for Repair and Exploration

Wow this is fun, you can hide dirty words all day long

**parksie** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:12 PM

LOL interesting idea

**crptcblade** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:15 PM

Positronic Unit Skilled in Sabotage and Yardwork

Artificial Synthetic Soldier Hardwired for Observation and Logical Exploration

Robotic Electronic Construct Trained for Ultimate Mathematics

Artificial Synthetic Soldier Fabricated for Ultimate Calculation and Killing

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Positronic Unit Skilled in Sabotage and Yardwork

Artificial Synthetic Soldier Hardwired for Observation and Logical Exploration

Robotic Electronic Construct Trained for Ultimate Mathematics

Artificial Synthetic Soldier Fabricated for Ultimate Calculation and Killing

they would be okay had you spelled "arse" properly (crazy yanks

)

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:26 PM

Technician Intended for Troubleshooting

Biomechanical Artificial Soldier Trained for Accurate Repair and Destruction

Wireless Artificial Nocturnal Killing and Exploration Replicant

Device Intended for Calculation and Killing (hahahahahaha

)

Android Responsible for Sabotage and Exploration

Synthetic Humanoid Intended for Troubleshooting

**crptcblade** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:26 PM

silly Brits!

4 letters vs. 3 letters. Mine is shorter, I win!!!

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Mine is shorter, I win!!!

Not if it was a chick-pulling contest!!

He he, it even came up with one for this this...Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.: Zeta Zombie Zoned for Zoology and Zealous Zymurgy

**parksie** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:29 PM

Bigger is better, but if you don't agree, feel the width....

**parksie** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:30 PM

LOL same idea, same time

**crptcblade** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
Not if it was a chick-pulling contest!!

Well, you got me there, but even in that case, I still win!!

**Technocrat** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:33 PM

I am sorry but arse just sounds stupid

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by parksie
LOL same idea, same time

I think a certain saying is applicable here...dunno what it is though

Well, you got me there, but even in that case, I still win!!

We'll see, we'll see

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by Technocrat
I am sorry but arse just sounds stupid

It's just spelt how we pronounce it.

Anyway, an ass is a fricking donkey!!

**parksie** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
I think a certain saying is applicable here...dunno what it is though

Fools go together

**Technocrat** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
It's just spelt how we pronounce it.

Anyway, an ass is a fricking donkey!!

I know thats what makes ass better then arse

(Here comes an ass vs arse fight)

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by parksie
Fools go together

I thought it was fools seldom differ?

I know thats what makes ass better then arse

(Here comes an ass vs arse fight)

We don't use arse in that context. I mean, a "***** fight" or an "arse-whipping" but not an arse-fight. That's like you're going to fight with your arses, which doesn't make sense!

**parksie** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:45 PM

Must be something similar to gut-barging then

**Technocrat** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
We don't use arse in that context. I mean, a "***** fight" or an "arse-whipping" but not an arse-fight. That's like you're going to fight with your arses, which doesn't make sense!

I dont understand...ass and arse can't be used in the same context? Where did ***** come from?

**chrisjk** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:52 PM

I meant we don't say "arse-fight". ***** is an example of something-fight.

**Technocrat** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 06:56 PM

I dont remember ever saying ass-fighting. That makes no sense....unless that was some type of ruff gay sex

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