What happens when you die?

**kedaman** · Jul 1st, 2001, 02:24 PM

What do you think?
Is it cool? Or is it an illusion?

Tygur · Jul 1st, 2001, 02:36 PM

Is what cool? Death?

**parksie** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:13 PM

When you die, you die. You don't really care because as far as consciousness goes you're asleep

And to make sure this doesn't turn religious: THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE. NOBODY COMES BACK AS SOMEONE WITH WEIRD MARKS ON THEIR HANDS!

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by parksie
NOBODY COMES BACK AS SOMEONE WITH WEIRD MARKS ON THEIR HANDS!

I have a lot of hair on my palms, but I think that is from something else

**parksie** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:16 PM

Or lack of something else

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:17 PM

Actually, I'll have to go with Mike on this. I think that you simply cease to be.

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:18 PM

Damn, 4 or 5 replies, and this thread has already got one foot in the gutter...

**parksie** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:22 PM

We do our best, don't we!

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:25 PM

We sure do

I used to think that when you died, you went to Dimension X, but then I realized that Ninja Turtles was just a cartoon...

**parksie** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:27 PM

It wasn't just a cartoon...it was a way of life

Jimmy Changas · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:28 PM

you just die..there is no heaven or hell.. you just cease to exist.

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by parksie
It wasn't just a cartoon...it was a way of life

Every day I watched it

Greatest cartoon ever made (behind DBZ, of course). I can that being the afterworld, and that little brain guy being the devil...

Tygur · Jul 1st, 2001, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by parksie
When you die, you die. You don't really care because as far as consciousness goes you're asleep

And to make sure this doesn't turn religious: THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE. NOBODY COMES BACK AS SOMEONE WITH WEIRD MARKS ON THEIR HANDS!

How does that make sure this doesn't turn religious?

Guess what? I'm very religious and I agree with you. When you die you're gone, and that's it. You're no longer conscious. There's no soul that comes out and goes places..

By the way, if you're talking about Jesus, I think you just accidently helped this thread turn religious. If you didn't mention anyone coming back (or not coming back) with marked hands, I wouldn't have mentioned Jesus. All I'm gonna say for now is that he, too, didn't have a soul that came out of his dead body and went wherever people like to claim the soul goes after death.

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 04:28 PM

Baa! That's crap. I saw him just last weekend in Jersey.

**Arbiter** · Jul 1st, 2001, 04:38 PM

Nawwww..... that was Elvis.

**parksie** · Jul 1st, 2001, 05:55 PM

Where? Where? Damn he's gone

Tygur - finally, a religious person that agrees with me on this

**Beacon** · Jul 1st, 2001, 08:29 PM

I'm dead and it feels pretty normal!
Or arent I?

Tygur · Jul 1st, 2001, 08:52 PM

umm..you're not dead

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Tygur
umm..you're not dead

How can you be sure? Anybody ever see the movie "The Ghost in the Machine"?

Tygur · Jul 1st, 2001, 09:16 PM

No I haven't

But he did type that into the computer himself, right? With that assumption, I conclude that he's not dead.

**Beacon** · Jul 1st, 2001, 10:14 PM

I am so dead, deceased, gone, carked it!

So r u?

Tygur · Jul 1st, 2001, 10:17 PM

No..
and how to you explain the fact that you typed that text into your computer?

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Tygur
No..
and how to you explain the fact that you typed that text into your computer?

Perhaps he didn't. Maybe his spirit willed the data on the server to change, therefore creating a post to this thread. John, get the Ghostbusters before you lose the forums!!

Tygur · Jul 1st, 2001, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade

Perhaps he didn't. Maybe his spirit willed the data on the server to change, therefore creating a post to this thread. John, get the Ghostbusters before you lose the forums!!

Ok..playing off that.. He obviously wants me to know he's dead. If he's dead and these messages are still coming, I suppose we could assume he's a ghost or spirit. So if he is, maybe he should come here and show himself. Otherwise, I won't believe he's dead because I don't (and shouldn't) believe everything I see typed up on a forum.

**crptcblade** · Jul 1st, 2001, 10:26 PM

What do you mean? Everything on these forums is completely and totally true.

But anyway, yes, I believe a little demostration of your deadness is in order Beacon.

**Beacon** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:03 AM

Ok crpt.

Parksie stop praying Claudia is not coming to your house to ....
Gods getting pretty annoyed with that request!

No now seriously i am dead!
Proof think this way prove that i am not!

Coz i type on a computer doesnt mean i'm alive!

**crptcblade** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:05 AM

Proof enough for me

Tygur · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:19 AM

So what's your definition of dead? A dead corpse simply cannot get up and start walking around. And if you want to insist that you are dead and typing anyway, I'm forced to say I don't and shouldn't believe everything I see typed up in a forum. If I had the resources to do so, I'd head over to your house and prove you're not dead that way. Just because I don't have the resources to definitively prove you're alive doesn't mean you must be dead.

So why should I believe you're dead just because you say so?

**Beacon** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:37 AM

No my body was cremated well thats what i thought well put it this way i havent seen it walking around anywhere.

I'm not asking you too believe that i'm dead but i am asking you this:

Why arent i dead? Just coz you can/could fly over here to heaven and see my typing away on my pentium100 2000000 terrhert machine doesnt mean i'm alive does it?

I get this all the time dont worry. You not dead! You'll come around when you realise your dead as well!

Tygur · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:42 AM

That's assuming I could fly to heaven.

I can easily turn around and say that if I could fly over to your house and see you typing at your plain ordinary computer, that doesn't mean you're dead..

**Beacon** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:51 AM

So your saying just because you can see me typing on my computer i'm alive?

Are the poeple in your dreams dead or alive?

BTW Windows Heaven Addition is much better!

Tygur · Jul 2nd, 2001, 12:54 AM

I'm saying there is no reason for me to believe you're dead, so it's safe to assume you're alive.

**Beacon** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 01:06 AM

And i'm saying there's no reason for you to believe i'm alive.
The only reason you think i'm alive is because there's no reason for you to believe i'm dead.
Thats your perception because you think i'm alive and you also think your alive but in actual fact your dead and so am i!

Your dead this is the afterlife pretty normal hey! Why? Because you dont remember bieng alive do you?

**kovan** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 01:42 AM

i think you people are all wrong and i am right
when you die you go straight to hell
thats where you go
*if you dont believe in hell, think of the worst thing that happened to you during your life, and imagine going through the same **** over n over n over*

*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*

Tygur · Jul 2nd, 2001, 01:56 AM

All this depends on your definition of alive and dead.

For example, in the traditional teaching of heaven and hell, they say the soul comes out and goes on living in whether heaven or hell. So if this is the afterlife, we're all living in the afterlife. That means we're still living. Afterlife or no afterlife.

Dead means unmoving, inanimate, unconscious, not doing anything. Alive means the opposite of all that. If you're typing, you're living. If you're dead, you can't be typing, because that's what dead means.

denniswrenn · Jul 2nd, 2001, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by kovan
i think you people are all wrong and i am right
when you die you go straight to hell
thats where you go
*if you dont believe in hell, think of the worst thing that happened to you during your life, and imagine going through the same **** over n over n over*

*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*

So.. uhh, if we join your religion, we die and go to heaven, but if we remain evil Christians, Hindus, Bhuddists, etc. we go straight to hell?

that doesn't sound fair

denniswrenn · Jul 2nd, 2001, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by Tygur

Dead means unmoving, inanimate, unconscious, not doing anything. Alive means the opposite of all that. If you're typing, you're living. If you're dead, you can't be typing, because that's what dead means.

Damn, that means I die everynight

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Having lost life; no longer alive.
Marked for certain death; doomed: was marked as a dead man by the assassin.

Having the physical appearance of death: a dead pallor.
Lacking feeling or sensitivity; numb or unresponsive: Passersby were dead to our pleas for help.
Weary and worn-out; exhausted.

Not having the capacity to live; inanimate or inert.
Not having the capacity to produce or sustain life; barren: dead soil.

No longer in existence, use, or operation.
No longer having significance or relevance.
Physically inactive; dormant: a dead volcano.

Not commercially productive; idle: dead capital.
Not circulating or running; stagnant: dead water; dead air.

Devoid of human or vehicular activity; quiet: a dead town.
Lacking all animation, excitement, or activity; dull: The party being dead, we left early.

Tygur · Jul 2nd, 2001, 02:33 AM

Originally posted by denniswrenn

Damn, that means I die everynight

What do I have to do? Put the word, "anything", in bold print? You're breathing every night, aren't you??

**kovan** · Jul 2nd, 2001, 02:35 AM

dennis actually i wasnt looking at it from a religion prespective
i was looking at it from my dumb ass prespective

but if you put it that way
sure

and i am always right

so pizz off

*upper cuts dennis*

oh and ya, if you join my religion
you still go to hell
i am sorry dennis, your destined for hell no matter what religion or non religion group you belong to

take some marshmellows with you

denniswrenn · Jul 2nd, 2001, 02:39 AM

Well, at least I know when to use you're

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