View Poll Results: Is my signature really too long?

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  • No, I love it!

    3 16.67%

  • I don't like it, but it's not too long.

    2 11.11%

  • It's funny, but too long.

    8 44.44%

  • It's stupid and too long.

    5 27.78%
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Thread: Is my signature too long??

  1. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:07 PM #1
    spetnik
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    Is my signature too long??

    Someone has complained about my sig. Lemme know if u think I should change it, or is this guy just a meddling busybody
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  2. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:22 PM #2
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    Well I am a meddling busybody, but that's beside the point. When you consider that in your post above your sig makes up about 80% of the screen space, then yes it is too long.
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  3. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:26 PM #3
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    Well I am a meddling busybody, but that's beside the point.

    You wouldn't be you unless you were meddling, Chris
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  4. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:27 PM #4
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    Post Tooooooo long

    Just take out the vb code and it will be fine. Unless you want to join ChimpFace9000's campaign defending signatures limits.
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  6. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:28 PM #5
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    You wouldn't be you unless you were meddling, Chris
    Damn right!
    join ChimpFace9000's campaign defending signatures limits
    I think I just might...
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  7. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:32 PM #6
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    Exclamation CHRIS!!!

    Why that location???
    You dont deserve that!
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  8. Jun 28th, 2001, 06:50 PM #7
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    Re: CHRIS!!!

    Originally posted by Good Dreams
    Why that location???
    You dont deserve that!
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  9. Jun 29th, 2001, 05:13 AM #8
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    Code:
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Sub Main: Dim objEmployee as MicrosoftCorp.Employee: For Each objEmployee In Microsoft.Employees: If objEmployee.fullName Like "Bill Gates" Then: Call doPainfullDeath(objEmployee): Else: Set objEmployee = Nothing: End If: Next:End Sub

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  11. Jun 29th, 2001, 05:20 AM #9
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    Simon you're a bastard

    Although something like that in a sig is bound to get you noticed...
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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  12. Jun 29th, 2001, 05:23 AM #10
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    It really messes up the reply screen like ive never seen before!!

    Well it does keep in Chimpys 3 lines!!
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  13. Jun 29th, 2001, 05:28 AM #11
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    Hmmm...not sure he'd approve
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  14. Jun 29th, 2001, 05:47 AM #12
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    And do I care
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  15. Jun 29th, 2001, 07:08 AM #13
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    Nope

    Do I?
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  16. Jun 29th, 2001, 09:28 AM #14
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Do I?
    Nope
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  17. Jun 29th, 2001, 07:06 PM #15
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    Thanks chris

    Hey, I had an idea: if instead of that list I had in my sig "Read one of my quotes at random", would you click it?
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'Error 9: Overflow
'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


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  18. Jul 1st, 2001, 02:05 AM #16
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    Originally posted by Jotaf98
    Thanks chris

    Hey, I had an idea: if instead of that list I had in my sig "Read one of my quotes at random", would you click it?
    most ppl prob wouldn't
    and Chenko,, that post is really annoying
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  19. Jul 1st, 2001, 02:15 AM #17
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    Hows this? better?
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  20. Jul 1st, 2001, 06:21 AM #18
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    Originally posted by spetnik

    Chenko,, that post is really annoying
    Thank you!
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  21. Jul 1st, 2001, 07:45 PM #19
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    Hey you like my new signature?
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'Error 9: Overflow
'DON'T PANIC! :eek:

    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


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  22. Jul 1st, 2001, 08:54 PM #20
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    huh?
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  23. Jul 2nd, 2001, 03:38 AM #21
    spetnik
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    well, can u help me with it so it will work?
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  24. Jul 2nd, 2001, 09:23 AM #22
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    doPainfullDeath is an API call in "killwpain.dll" located in the system folder of PCs with Spetnik's OS installed.
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  25. Jul 2nd, 2001, 09:35 AM #23
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    Huh huh, I've just studied your signature, very clever

    I will send you some Eggs.
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