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Thread: Gentlemen's Quiz

  1. Jun 30th, 2001, 08:55 AM #1
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    Talking Gentlemen's Quiz

    1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

    a) Lovemaking
    b) Screwing
    c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

    2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
    both shared:

    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
    b) Your blood-test results
    c) Five tequila slammers

    3. You time your orgasm so that:

    a) Your partner climaxes first
    b) You both climax simultaneously
    c) You don't miss Sports Center (Sky)

    4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    a) Healthy, creative love-play
    b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
    c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
    is:

    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra

    6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last
    month. You tell her that it is:

    a) Not a concern of yours
    b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
    c) A conservative estimate

    7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

    a) A myth
    b) An oxymoron
    c) A moron

    8. Foreplay is to sex as:

    a) Appetizer is to entree
    b) Priming is to painting
    c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

    9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
    at the end of a relationship?

    a) "I hope we can still be friends."
    b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
    c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

    10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
    of intimacy
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time
    c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place



    If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

    If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

    If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
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  2. Jun 30th, 2001, 09:13 AM #2
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    Re: Gentlemen's Quiz

    Originally posted by Jotaf98
    c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
    That is rough!

    Very funny...
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  3. Jun 30th, 2001, 10:15 AM #3
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    I got A, but I voted for C because I liked the answer to the last question

    But, I don't get #3, shouldn't B be the correct/good answer?!?!?
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  4. Jun 30th, 2001, 12:23 PM #4
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    C for definite!

    but the following
    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
    is:

    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra
    is a bit lame. After sex, all I want to do is roll over and go to sleep.

    Surely c) should have been c) A hardship you have to go through to get morning sex.?

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  6. Jul 1st, 2001, 06:56 PM #5
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    Sorry to disappoint you guys, but that wasn't written by me, I found it in a web site

    Btw, can someone explain me what does this mean: "The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town"?
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  7. Jul 2nd, 2001, 11:14 AM #6
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    I got A, but I voted for C because I liked the answer to the last question

    But, I don't get #3, shouldn't B be the correct/good answer?!?!?
    Nah, A is right. But it should read "after your partner has climaxed three times".

    Joy of it is, after women have an orgasm, sex can continue. After men have an orgasm, there will be...

    A) Fifteen minute intermission filled with kissing and manual sex (or change in venue, "We haven't tried this countertop")
    B) Cuddling
    C) Nap Time
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  8. Jul 2nd, 2001, 02:18 PM #7
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    That's why they invented tantric sex!
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    To learn how to use realistic effects in your games like fire, rain, snow and magic effects, read my article on particles systems here.


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