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    I demand the return of Parksie's Throbbing Member

    err...........I mean his status of trobbing member........or something like that!

    I suspect Mark Sreeves has it.....his avatar looks like the cat that ate the canary. or something


    A return of the cheesy smile would be welcome as well as long as I'm asking.
    Last edited by barrk; Jun 27th, 2001 at 04:27 PM.

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    I'll think about it
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    Think long and hard about it! Then do exactly as you're told!

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    Yes mommy

    If you're nice you might get a cheesy smile...being *very* nice will ensure the return of a throbbing member
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    How could I possibly be nicer?

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    Not sure
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    Does that mean no throbbing member?

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    I might give you one if you're lucky











    .....erk...that sounded a tad dodgy
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    psst, parksie. tell her youll give it back if she posts a pic

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    Why would she have a photo of my throbbing member?
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    ahh, only the select few know what she looks like, and I'm one of them
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I know what Katie looks like
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    Yep...you're definitely one of the special ones, Ian!

    btw...I don't have a picture of Parksie's throbbing member either!

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    I'm still waiting, Parksie!

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    I also demand that the status of throbbing member be returned!

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    See Parksie! Now your throbbing member is in demand by two women!!! Are you unwilling to meet our demans or just unable???

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    Keep 'em mean, keep 'em keen
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    Hey katie and pix, don't you get it?
    Sometime in the near future parksie is gonna ask for each time more things to put the throbbing member back again.
    I wouldn't be surprised if he put it for a week and asked you for something to put it back!

    Anyway, what's the minimum post count until you can choose your member status or whatever? I wanna put "Matrix Admin" on mine
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    Just moving this to the top as a reminder to Parksie that he needs to change his status!

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    I noticed I refuse to be drawn!

    Unless of course you're drawing my throbbing member

    Coming to an avatar near you soon..........
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    Have it your way, then! But you need to pick another one besides BANNED! Brings back harsh memories of Nukem*shudder*

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    Hey Parksie, why don't you put your other avatar back? That one with the smiley sitting in front of his comp...
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    Ummm...
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    Come on, it was waaaay better than this one! You could put the duck in the other avatar's monitor...
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