[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

[weirddemon]

Oooh... "irregardless". >.<

Now you're just being ignorant

[minitech]

I'll have you know that I'm an ingenius!

T == 't

[honeybee]

Unrelevant! Tch, don't you know nothing?!

Well, as a matter of fact I know nothing. In fact I also know next to nothing. It is something that I don't know nothing about.

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[baja_yu]

Hey, what do you guys think about the high price of cooking cream?

[FunkyDexter]

I think it's high.

[moti barski]

I don't need an electronic vumeter, I have made an experiment :
cover a glass tight with nailon and sprinkle black pepper over it when I made sound it moved visibly.

I'll need to use a rubbery tight diafram to create an artificial ear, and do something about amping the acustics.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Doesn't that make it relevant then?

Isn't that what Minitech meant when he called it not irrelevant?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I don't need an electronic vumeter, I have made an experiment :
cover a glass tight with nailon and sprinkle black pepper over it when I made sound it moved visibly.

I'll need to use a rubbery tight diafram to create an artificial ear, and do something about amping the acustics.

Which is pretty much how the human ear works. The eardrum is the "rubbery tight diafram [sic....very sic]". The anvil and stirrup bones amplify the acoustics.

[minitech]

Is the experimentn't disunirelevant to the yotamaker or isn't it not?




It's a rhetorical question 'cause the answer is "yes".

[moti barski]

spirit bomb
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=665043

[minitech]

Wow, spirit bomb!

[JohnDorian]

spirit bomb
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=665043

What is this?

[sapator]

Now i want my mother.Dammit what did you do to me!?

[weirddemon]

Now i want my mother.Dammit what did you do to me!?

Err... what? I know this entire thread has been nothing but craziness, but at least it's topical crazy. One point at a time, of course. But I can't recall the part where anyone has referenced anything that could relate to someone's mother o.O

[weirddemon]

On an unrelated note, we're nearing 1000 posts.

[honeybee]

Well, it seems Moti is so 'full of himself' in that thread! Or shall we say the thread is so full of Moti?

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[sapator]

Err... what? I know this entire thread has been nothing but craziness, but at least it's topical crazy. One point at a time, of course. But I can't recall the part where anyone has referenced anything that could relate to someone's mother o.O

After the spirit bomb, i'm cold,afraid and i want my mother.

[Nightwalker83]

All posts in chit-chat are irrelevant.

[honeybee]

After the spirit bomb, i'm cold,afraid and i want my mother.

Help is here! Maybe you can train Yotamarker to sound like your mother? After all, Moti has removed its memorys (whatever it is). That sounds horribly similar to removing the ovaries. Eek!

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[sapator]

Help is here! Maybe you can train Yotamarker to sound like your mother? After all, Moti has removed its memorys (whatever it is). That sounds horribly similar to removing the ovaries. Eek!

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Yes but i want home made food cooked.Can yodamarket do that?Moti?

[weirddemon]

So, I've come to a conclusion. Either Moti is a largest troll ever, or he seriously believes everything he's telling us.

With the former, I can understand what's going on. This is the internet and he's getting a huge laugh out of this.

If it's the latter, there's a serious problem. As much fun and games this is for us, if he truly believes the lies he's telling us, then he has a mental disorder of some sort and seriously needs help.

I wonder, I wonder...

[honeybee]

Yes but i want home made food cooked.Can yodamarket do that?Moti?

Moti could do it for sure, I don't think he has much company other than the yotamarker, so one of them should be able to cook for you. But mind you, cooking cream prices have skyrocketed due to the current political and economical situation in the Eurozone and the comical situation over here, so you may get your food cooked without the cream.

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[akhileshbc]

Actually what is that cooking cream ? Custard ?

[boops boops]

Actually what is that cooking cream ? Custard ?

It's an ingredient of certain traditional cuisines. Without it, you can't be sure you won't die of a heart attack by the time you are 46. With it, you will. BB

[akhileshbc]

It's an ingredient of certain traditional cuisines. Without it, you can't be sure you won't die of a heart attack by the time you are 46. With it, you will. BB

ok

[honeybee]

Actually what is that cooking cream ? Custard ?

It's the cream that forms onto the milk as you heat it (doodh ki malai as you may call it in Hindi).



How I hate myself for posting something unirrelevant!

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[akhileshbc]

It's the cream that forms onto the milk as you heat it (doodh ki malai as you may call it in Hindi).



How I hate myself for posting something unirrelevant!

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Got it

[honeybee]

Got it

Which part, the first or the second?

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[akhileshbc]

Which part, the first or the second?

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First

[honeybee]

That was the easiest part.

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[akhileshbc]

That was the easiest part.

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My processor doesn't have the AI to compile that second part

[sapator]

Moti this Moti that.Promises promises.Greek cuisine is the healthiest kitchen in the world(well apart from the meat) so i'm not sure it will be healthy enough for me.Cream.Haha that was a good one.Well we have 200 "creams" an cheap too, in Greece, so i would expect Moti to pick one healthy....
Now that i think of it...Dead at 46,not bad...Ok changed my mind i want Yodamarket to cook American food.!

[abhijit]

So, I've come to a conclusion. Either Moti is a largest troll ever, or he seriously believes everything he's telling us.

With the former, I can understand what's going on. This is the internet and he's getting a huge laugh out of this.

If it's the latter, there's a serious problem. As much fun and games this is for us, if he truly believes the lies he's telling us, then he has a mental disorder of some sort and seriously needs help.

I wonder, I wonder...

[moonman239]

I like the Cleverbot.. http://www.cleverbot.com

[moti barski]

cleverbot said she likes me too

[moti barski]

hahaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMBwmUap_c

yotamarker v11

[Shaggy Hiker]

Do you have a bird in the background?

[weirddemon]

hahaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMBwmUap_c

yotamarker v11

It can simulate touching her using the joystick

ಠ_ಠ

C'mon...

[minitech]

You've outdone yourself again! That's not saying much though.

Why are you using one of those DomainThingies for your video source instead of a ComboBox?

[weirddemon]

You've outdone yourself again! That's not saying much though.

Why are you using one of those DomainThingies for your video source instead of a ComboBox?

No one can make sense of that UI -_-