the second (or this time fifth) coming of Jesus
There's an app for that.

I'm with Gary too. All I really want from my phone is for it to be a phone. I did recently buy a Nokia E71 because the keyboard's handy for texting but that's it for me. I really don't need anything else.

I don't want it to be a camera. I own a camera already and my life isn't really interesting enough to bother taking photos anyway.

I don't need it to do voice recognition for me, the person I phoned can take care of that bit.

I don't need it to make a sound like a light sabre (although this is admittedly quite good fun).

I don't want to read books on it. I own books.

I don't want it to be a personal organiser. People who bought filo-faxes in the 80s were self important ******s and I don't see that anything's changed.

I don't want to surf the net on it. The internet's only really good for porn anyway and the ensuing activities get me arrested in public.





What are the odds we can set up a fight to the death between Siri and YotaMaker?



edit>I'm quiet surprised I got caught by the profanity filter there. Suffice it to say that 80s' yuppies spent alot of time throwing dwarves.